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What happens the morning after a one night stand? An awkward exchange with a younger man.
Published April 10, 2010 1k views More Info »
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Published April 10, 2010
INT. JILL’S KITCHEN "ONE NIGHT STAND #5"
A younger looking Jack5 is leaning against the counter
looking at Jill5 who is smiling.
JILL
That was great.
JACK
Yeah it was. I would love to stay.
It’s just I got to back to school.
Jill is still smiling.
JILL
Oooh. Where do you go?
JACK
St. Pat’s.
Jill starts to look confused.
JILL
Is that a college?
JACK
Prep.
Jill closes the blinds on her windows.
JILL
SO you’re in high school.
Jack is still excited.
JACK
Not for much longer.
JILL
What? So you’re like seventeen.
That’s legal in some states.
Jill starts to pace around the kitchen.
JACK
(reluctant) Sixteen.
JILL
Sixteen. Fuck. That’s like really a
crime.
JACK
Sorry.
Jill starts to push him towards the door.
JILL
No shit, sorry. God, how drunk was
I. Alright this never happened.
Jill is heading him out the door when TODD HANSEN walks in
with a microphone.
TODD
Oh, but did it happen?
JILL
Oh shit.
TODD
Jill, have a chat.
Jack keeps creeps up against the wall towards the door.
JACK
I...I...I...
TODD
We have it all on tape.
Jill tries to hide her face.
JILL
You filmed me having sex with a
minor.
TODD
Yes.
JILL
Isn’t that child pornography.
TODD
No.
JILL
It’s illegal.
Jill starts moving towards Todd.
TODD
I... just like to watch.
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