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Find out what happens when Austin Mahone meets some hardcore Mahomies.
Published May 20, 2014 160k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Actors: Austin Mahone, Paul Scheer & Mel Cowan
Director: Alex Fernie
Writer: Jake Fogelnest & Alex Fernie
Producer: Ben Sheehan
Production Coordinator: John McKay
DP: Aaron Ulrich
Camera Operators: Ray Lee & Mike Karnell
Gaffer: Ian Thomas
Wardrobe: Tala Bakhtar
Hair & Makeup: Jen Osborne
Sound: Ryan Kaiser
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Published May 20, 2014

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WH-WHAT! HERE HE IS
AUSTIN MAHONE.

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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MAN,
ME AND THIS GUY RIGHT HERE,

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WE ARE THE BIGGEST
MAHOMIES IN THE BIZ.

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HARDCORE MAHOMIES.

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THANKS GUYS. I LOVE MY FANS.
THAT MEANS A LOT.

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N-N-NO, I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND.

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I'M GOING TO GET A TATOO
THAT SAYS MAHOMIES FOR LIFE ON MY NECK.

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(LAUGHS) I DON'T THINK YOU
SHOULD DO THAT MAN.

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NO-NO, I'M GOING TO DO IT.

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IT'S GOING TO SAY MAHOMIES FOR LIFE,

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BUT WITH A NUMBER 4
AND LIFE SPELLED WITH A Y.

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THAT'S THE CLASSY WAY TO SPELL IT.

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YEAH.

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I GUESS (CHUCKLES). SO WHAT
CAN I DO FOR YOU GUYS?

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N-NO, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU CAN
DO FOR US, IT'S WHAT WE CAN DO

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FOR YOU. LOOK WE'RE NOT BELIEBERS.

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WE'RE NOT KATYCATS.

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WE'RE NOT LITTLE MONSTERS.

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WE'RE MAHOMIES.

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THE OTHER DAY MY TEN YEAR
OLD NEPHEW ASKED ME IF I WAS A

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LAVOTIC. I PUNCHED HIM IN
HIS FUCKING FACE.

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BAM!

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THAT'S HORRIBLE.
YOU PUNCHED A 10 YEAR OLD?

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YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD
HIS TONE - SORT OF SMUG.

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I SAW A CAR OF DIRECTIONERS
THE OTHER DAY. I LIT THAT SHIT ON

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FIRE. I THINK THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
I DID THAT FOR YOU.

27

DON'T, DON'T DO THAT
FOR ME YOU GUYS.

28

YOU'RE TAKING THIS MAHOMIE
THING TOO FAR.

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IMPOSSIBLE OK. WE ARE MAHOMIES.
WE ARE LEGION.

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NOW YOU TELL ME WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING FOR IN A MANAGER?

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WELL, I WANT A TOUR.
I WANT TO SELL MILLIONS.

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I WANT TO SEE THE WHOLE WORLD.

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YEAH, OK.

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-(GUN SHOTS)
-MAHOMIES!

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WOO! MAHOMIES FOR
LIFE MOTHERFUCKER!

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I WILL MURDER ANYONE WHO
MESSES WITH US AND MAHONE.

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I THINK MINES BROKE.

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THEY'RE BLANKS. IT'S JUST LOUD.

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WE'RE HAVING FUN AREN'T WE?

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NO, THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE.
YOU GUYS ARE LUNATICS.

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LUNATIC, LIKE NELLY'S CREW?

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NO, THAT WOULD BE ST. LUNATICS.

44

I FEEL LIKE LUNATICS WOULD PROBABLY BE
LIKE FANS OF THE SINGER CALLED LORD?

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SURE.

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I DON'T KNOW HOW IT
WORKS THOUGH, YEAH.

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OH NO, THAT WOULD BE LORDATIC.

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OH.

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YOU GUYS ARE BOTH LUNATICS.
YOU TWO ARE INSANE. YOU'RE CRAZY.

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I THINK WE'RE CRAZY ABOUT YOUR TALENT, OK.

51

COME ON LOOK, SIGN WITH US
OR I'LL SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD.

52

NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M OUTTA
HERE, AND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN.

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HIS DEATH IS ON YOUR HANDS MAN.

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MAHOMIES FOR LIFE.

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I'M NOT SCARED.

56

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I THINK THAT WENT WELL.

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YOU THINK THE GUNS WERE TOO LOUD?

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YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
THESE GUNS ARE TOO LOUD.

60

WE NEED SILENCERS.

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OH, THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA.

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BETHANY, COULD YOU GETS
US A SILENCER PLEASE?

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