How to Blow Up Your Babysitter
Check out this new video documenting an evil drunken babysitter who terrorizes two kids, who aren’t as helpless as they appear! Here’s the testimony of the father please read with... more »
Check out this new video documenting an evil drunken babysitter who terrorizes two kids, who aren’t as helpless as they appear!
Here’s the testimony of the father please read with caution!
“Be careful who watches your kids, here’s a cautionary tale about Ruby. In a pinch my wife and I needed someone to watch our two beautiful children and I thought of Ruby, the lovely old lady who I often met at the supermarket and helped carry her groceries. She offered to watch my kids to thank me and one night I took her up on her offer. Little did I know that she’s a raging alcoholic and was recently released from jail for prostitution and arson. Even though we didn’t know about her violent tendencies we have been training our eldest Willy in the martial arts and meditation. See what happened when Ruby and Willy faced off in a violent confrontation. And I beg of you when leaving your children with strangers please check out their backgrounds thoroughly, or be prepared for a nightmare.”
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Check out this new video documenting an evil drunken babysitter who terrorizes two kids, who aren’t as helpless as they appear!
Here’s the testimony of the father please read with caution!
“Be careful who watches your kids, here’s a cautionary tale about Ruby. In a pinch my wife and I needed someone to watch our two beautiful children and I thought of Ruby, the lovely old lady who I often met at the supermarket and helped carry her groceries. She offered to watch my kids to thank me and one night I took her up on her offer. Little did I know that she’s a raging alcoholic and was recently released from jail for prostitution and arson. Even though we didn’t know about her violent tendencies we have been training our eldest Willy in the martial arts and meditation. See what happened when Ruby and Willy faced off in a violent confrontation. And I beg of you when leaving your children with strangers please check out their backgrounds thoroughly, or be prepared for a nightmare.”
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