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Published March 25, 2014 260k views More Info »

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- YEAH BABY.
- WHAT'S UP?

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YES.

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I LOVE HANGING WITH YOU BROS.

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THIS IS GREAT.

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PROBST, CUBES, LISTEN UP.

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I GOT DAUGHTRY
ON THE OLD GOOGLE GLASS.

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(SINGING) WHAT'S UP?

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WHAT'S UP BRO? YOU'RE HANGING
WITH THE COOL SQUAD.

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THAT'S WHAT I'VE NICKNAMED OUR
GROUP OF FRIENDS.

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THE COOL SQUAD.

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JUST US GUYS. NO GIRLS ALOUD. (LAUGHS).

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PICK ONE!

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I'M SORRY TO DO THIS GUYS, BUT
I HAVE SOMETHING I HAVE TO GET

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OFF MY CHEST.

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HEY I'M DERICK. THIS IS MY BROTHER
BRENEN-- HE SUCKS!

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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SUCKS?

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HEALTH INSURANCE.

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(LAUGHS) SORRY, I JUST CAN'T
SAY THOSE TWO WORDS TOGETHER WITHOUT

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CRACKING UP. HEALTH INSURANCE
EQUALS FEAR, AND I'M NOT

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AFRAID OF ANYTHING BRO.

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I'VE HAD 14 CONCUSSIONS, AND I
LIKE THEM. I DON'T EVEN

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VACCINATE MY KIDS. HEY, THEY GET POLIO, THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM.

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MY PRIMARY CARE PHYSICIAN IS
ANTHONY BOURDAIN.

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I'VE BEEN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
7 TIMES. I FIND IT EROTIC.

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I NEVER DRINK WATER, BECAUSE
IT TASTES WEIRD, AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

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SPOILER ALERT, I WIN SEASON
7 OF THE VOICE.

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I ONCE DRANK AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF
ANTIFREEZE, AND IT HAD NO EFFECT.

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LIKE, NONE. I JUST WENT HOME,
WATCHED DISC 2 OF SEASON 4 OF

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ENTOURAGE, AND WENT TO BED EARLY.

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I HAVE 3 SEPARATE FAMILIES THAT
DON'T KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER.

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I MAKE MY OWN BOTOX. WHAT'S
THAT? YOU WANT SOME?

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(BLEEP) YOU!

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MY HOUSE WAS FUMIGATED FOR
TERMITES. I JUST HUNG

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OUT IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME.

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I HAVEN'T HAD A CAR SINCE 2010.
THE DAY MY WIFE AND KIDS

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LEFT ME I HAD A SALTINE, AND IT
WAS DOPE.

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STD'S? HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT
STP? STONE TEMPLE PILOTS.

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THAT'S A GOOD BAND.

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SO, UH, YEAH, HEALTH INSURANCE,
SAVE IT FOR SOMEONE WHO

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GIVES A DARN.

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OKAY, WE GOOD HERE?

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I GOT A BACKGAMMON GAME WITH ROD STEWART
I CAN'T BE LATE.

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WE'RE VERY CLOSE FRIENDS.

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OH... GOD...

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NO, MY ANKLE.

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MY SWEET LITTLE ANKIE.

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ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

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NO, SHUT UP!

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I NEED AN AMBULANCE.

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WE COULD, BUT WITHOUT HEALTH
INSURANCE AN AMBULANCE IS GOING

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TO COST A COUPLE OF THOUSAND DOLLARS.

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WHAT?

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YEAH.

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THAT'S SO EXPENSIVE.

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GET MARK CUBAN NOW.

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CUBAN!

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IF YOU HAD HEALTH INSURANCE, THIS
WOULD BE SO STRAIGHT FORWARD.

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DON'T EVEN SAY THE WORD
HEALTH INSURANCE RIGHT NOW.

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I'M HURT.

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THAT'S THE BEST TIME TO SAY
HEALTH INSURANCE.

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(SCREAMS) IT HURTS.

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