DJ Premier Premieres Game-Changing Beats

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  • DJ Premier

  • Actor
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  • Jerrod Carmichael

  • Actor
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  • Royce da 5'9

  • Actor
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  • Lady of Rage

  • Actor
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  • Miguel

  • Actor
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  • Jake Fogelnest

  • Writer
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  • Jordan Vogt-Roberts

  • Director
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  • Betsy Koch

  • Executive Producer
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  • Funny Or Die

  • Uploader
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  • Eleanor Winkler

  • Coordinator
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  • Zach Zdziebko

  • DP
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  • Jessica Leigh Schwartz

  • Hair and Makeup
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  • BoTown Sound

  • Sound Mixer
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  • Ian Skalski

  • Editor
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  • Funny Or Die Music

  • Channel

(hip hop instrumental plays)

> DAMN!

> YEAH MAN.

> AMAZING.

> YES, YOU KNOW WHY?

> WHY?

> CUZ I'M DJ PREMIERE.

> DJ MOTHER FUCKIN' PREMIER.

> WHOO, I LIKE THAT.

> WE SHOULD PUT THAT ON T-SHIRTS.

> YES.

> WE GOT A BUSY DAY TODAY.

> OK.

> WE GOT ROYCE DA 5'9.

> WHOO, HE'S DOPE.

> I THINK HE'S HERE. ROYCE!

> WHAT'S UP MY BROTHER?

> GREAT TO SEE YOU, GREAT TO SEE YOU.

> WHAT'S UP O.G.? HOW YOU DOING, MAN?

> GOOD, GOOD.

> I LOVE YOUR STUFF, YO.

> I WAS JUST TALKING TO PREMIERE HERE
AND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHO HE'S
WORKED WITH, RIGHT.
YOU GOT BIGGIE, JAY-Z, KANYE, LUDACRIS,...

> DON'T FORGET LIMP BIZKIT.

> FRED DURST.

> HELL YEAH.

> AND JUST ADD ROYCE DA 5'9 TO THIS
AMAZING LIST OF ARTISTS. SO
GREAT. SO I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

> IT'S AN HONOR MAN, YEAH.

> YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR SOME
AMAZING TRACKS.

> ALRIGHT.

> I HOPE YOU'RE READY.

> I'M EXCITED MAN.

> I'M EXCITED.

> AND IT GOES A LITTLE
SOMETHING LIKE THIS, HIT IT.
(bland piano instrumental plays)

> IS A BEAT GOING TO DROP?

> THAT IS THE BEAT.

> THAT'S THE BEAT?

> THAT'S THE BEAT.

> THERE AIN'T NO DRUMS ON IT PREEM.

> A CYMBAL IS A DRUM--

> A CYMBAL IS A DRUM.

> --PERCUSSION.

> YES.

> IT'S APART OF THE SAME FAMILY.

> OK, YEAH, BUT MAYBE WE COULD HEAR
SOMETHING ELSE TO KIND OF
COMPARE AND CONTRAST?
(interposing talk)

> MORE JAY-Z, NAS.

> 9-5 SHIT.

> MAYBE SOMETHING WITH SOME DRUMS.

> OK.

> OK.
(another unimpressive song plays)

> DO YOU FEEL THAT SHIT? DO
YOU FEEL IT? I CAN'T BREATHE.

> I'M ALMOST 99% PERCENT SURE THAT'S
THE THEME MUSIC FROM A FUCKING
ICE CREAM TRUCK.

> IT IS THE THEME MUSIC
TO THE--

> BRINGING HIP-HOP AND
ICE CREAM TOGETHER.

> OK.

> YOU LOVE IT RIGHT?

> GREAT TALK MAN.

> YEAH, YEAH...

> GREAT TALK, GREAT TALK...

> BUT YOU LOVE IT THOUGH RIGHT?

> LOVE YOUR MUSIC BROTHER.

> OK, ALRIGHT.

> LISTEN MAN, YA'LL HAVE
A GOOD NIGHT.

> ALRIGHT, YEAH. IT'S THE
MIDDLE OF THE DAY.

> I THINK THAT WENT WELL, RIGHT.

> YEAH.

> HE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO
BUY THAT TRACK.

> YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO'S NEXT?

> NO, WHO?

> A GOOD FRIEND OF YOURS.

> THE LADY OF RAGE HERSELF.

> WHOO...

> SHE'S HERE.
THERE SHE IS.

> YEAH...

> WHAT'S UP PREMIERE.

> WHAT'S UP DARLIN'?

> ABOUT TIME.

> YEAH, I KNOW.

> I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A WHILE.
LET'S YOU KNOW, LET'S HEAR THAT.
(another unexpected non-hip
hop instrumental plays)

> WHOO...

> OH MY GOD, THAT'S A HIT.
THAT'S A HIT.
YEAH SO WHEN IS THE BEAT GONNA DROP?

> I DON'T KNOW.
I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO IT FOR
LIKE 7 HOURS NOW?

> YEAH.

> I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.

> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

> YOU NOT--
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
IT'S THE ANTICIPATION.

> LET ME GET PETE ROCK ON
THE PHONE. SEE YA'LL LATER.

> I REALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS NICER.
WHAT ELSE ARE YOU WORKING ON
OVER HERE?

> IT'S NOT DONE YET, BUT
I'LL PLAY IT FOR YOU.
(sounds like a turkey gobbling)

> DO ME A FAVOR, TURN
THAT OFF, TURN IT OFF...
SAVE THAT.

> YES.

> DON'T LET ANYBODY
HEAR THAT.
T-THAT'S...

> OH MY GOD, IT'S MIGUEL.

> WHAT'S UP?

> YO, HOW ARE YOU MAN - WHAT'S HAPPENING?

> WHAT'S UP MAN?

> VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.

> LISTEN I WAS WALKING BY
AND WORKING
IN THE STUDIO NEXT DOOR, AND
HEARD WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
WHAT IS THAT? CAN YOU PLAY
THAT ONE MORE TIME?

> THE TURKEY THING?

> CAN I HEAR THAT AGAIN?
THAT'S CRAZY.
(sounds like a turkey gobbling)

> THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE
BEEN LOOKING FOR.

> I MEAN IT'S A PRETTY SICK TRACK, YEAH.

> YA'LL DON'T UNDERSTAND, I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON THIS WHOLE SOUND--
LIKE I'VE BEEN TAKING A WHOLE YEAR
TO WORK ON THIS SOUND.
IT'S CALLED SOFT SWEATER MUSIC.

> SOFT SWEATER MUSIC.

> SOFT SWEATER MUSIC.

> WHAT'S THAT?

> IT'S LIKE BOTH OF YOUR FAVORITE
AUNTS GIVING YOU KISSES
ON BOTH SIDES OF THE CHEEK
AT THE SAME TIME.
OR LIKE BEING NAKED AND
PUTTING CASHMERE ON.

> THAT IS THE SOFTEST SHIT I'VE EVER
HEARD BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

> IT'S LIKE CHARMIN.
YEAH, CAN YOU PLAY THAT ONE
MORE TIME MAN?

> YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT.
(a turkey gobbling sound plays)

> (sings) Charmin
Oh, in grandma's kitchen.

> NO, NO...
(singing still) Oh, now...

> LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT
THERE, MY MAN, YEAH.

> RIGHT.

> HEY, NAW I DON'T THINK IT'S
THE RIGHT FIT.
THIS IS MORE SOME PAUL
MCCARTNEY TYPE SHIT.

> THE BEETLES.

> PREEMO THIS IS ME - WHAT'S UP MAN?

> I HEAR YOU MAN.

> THAT'S TOO, YEAH...
WE CAN'T. I'M SORRY.

> YOU KNOW WHAT? MAN FUCK YA'LL,
MAN. FUCK YA'LL.

> DAMN.

> LOVED YOUR LAST ALBUM THOUGH.

> YEAH.

> BUT SOFT SWEATER SHIT...
WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING WITH THAT.

> YEAH.
(he plays the sound of a
turkey gobbling again)
(Jerrod imitates the sound)

> IT'S LIKE HEARING
SHE LOVES ME, YEAH YEAH YEAH"
FOR THE VERY FOR THE FIRST TIME.

> LET'S CALL PAUL.

> YOU GOT HIS NUMBER?

> YEAH.

> THIS WHOLE TIME?

> MM-HMM.

> RINGO GOT IT.

> YOU KNOW RINGO?

> YES, I DO.

> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS ALIVE.