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Published August 15, 2013 640k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Alessandra Ambrosio, DeAndre Jordan, RJ Mitte, Marten Holden Weiner & Peter Porte
Director/Writer/Editor: Chalres Ingram
Producer: Betsy Koch, Jessica Steindorff & Bette Bentley
AD: Matt Mazany
DP: Eric Bader
AC: Matt Ryan
2nd AC/DIT: Andrew Porras
Editor: Chris Poole
Gaffer: Eric Clark
Grip: Justin Moran-Dugeutte
Production Design: Tricia Robertson
Special Effects Makeup: Chris Mills
Hair/Makeup: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound: JP Robelot for BoTown Sound
Wardrobe: Jacquelyn Moran

[ theme song plays ]
- HEY WAKE UP.
FINALLY DONE.
- THE BABANATOR?
- NO LONGER WILL WE BE TURNED DOWN BY THIS
SHALLOW WORLD FOR HOW WE LOOK.
- LET'S MAKE A BABE.
- PERSONALITY.
- TIGHT.
- THE DUPERAND IS READY TO GO.
- BODY TYPE.
- STRAIGHT OUT OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE.
[ rumbling ]
[ light explosion sound ]
[ hot girl music plays ]
[ horrified music plays ]
[ gator-like sound ]
- WHAT ARE YOU TWO LOVER BOYS STARING AT HUH?
- DON'T TALK TO IT.
- WHAT'S WRONG SEXY?
ARE YOU SHY?
- YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE BLOOD, LADY.
- WHAT?
- UH, CAN YOU WAIT HERE, JUST A SECOND [ nervous laugh ]
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- DON'T BE LONG.
- WHAT HAPPENED ANDREW?
- I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE AS TEENAGERS WE SHOULDN'T TRY TO CREATE
HUMAN LIFE IN OUR BASEMENT.
- OH NO, WHEN I TORE OUT THE PAGE, I
RIPPED HER FACE.
- MAN SHIT, AND THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK
TO HER TOO.
- [ gulping sound ]
- FUCK DUDE, SHE'S AN ANIMAL.
- [ girl belches ]
- WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
- I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
- I WAS JUST DRAWING A PICTURE
OF THE THREE OF US.
- IT'S-- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- DO YOU LOVE ME?
- OF COURSE I DO.
- BECAUSE I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
- I LOVE YOUR FLESH JUST AS MUCH AS I LOVE
EVERYTHING THAT'S SO WONDERFUL ABOUT YOU.
[ drilling sound ]
- STOP.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER MAN?
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO ICE THIS FREAK.
- BUT DON'T YOU SEE. WE'RE DOING EXACTLY
WHAT BECKY, AND LISA AND JESSICA,
AND ALL THOSE GIRLS DID TO US.
WE'RE JUDGING HER BY HER LOOKS.
- [ sigh ]
- WHO CARES IF HER EYE IS LIKE ONE OF THOSE
LITTLE GRAPES YOU GET SOMETIMES.
SHE IS STILL A BABE ON THE INSIDE.
- IS THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE?
- [ silently ] YEAH.
- CAN YOU JUST FIX ME?
- [ together ] DEANDRE JORDAN?
- I LOVE YOU.
[ both scream ]
[ hot girl music plays ]
- SHE'S FINALLY PERFECT.
[ car horn beeps ]
- HEY, THANKS FOR MAKING THIS BABE FOR ME.
[ theme song music plays ]

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