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Published August 15, 2013 490k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Alessandra Ambrosio, DeAndre Jordan, RJ Mitte, Marten Holden Weiner & Peter Porte
Director/Writer/Editor: Chalres Ingram
Producer: Betsy Koch, Jessica Steindorff & Bette Bentley
AD: Matt Mazany
DP: Eric Bader
AC: Matt Ryan
2nd AC/DIT: Andrew Porras
Editor: Chris Poole
Gaffer: Eric Clark
Grip: Justin Moran-Dugeutte
Production Design: Tricia Robertson
Special Effects Makeup: Chris Mills
Hair/Makeup: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound: JP Robelot for BoTown Sound
Wardrobe: Jacquelyn Moran

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[ theme song plays ]

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- HEY WAKE UP.

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FINALLY DONE.

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- THE BABANATOR?

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- NO LONGER WILL WE BE TURNED DOWN BY THIS
SHALLOW WORLD FOR HOW WE LOOK.

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- LET'S MAKE A BABE.

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- PERSONALITY.

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- TIGHT.

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- THE DUPERAND IS READY TO GO.

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- BODY TYPE.

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- STRAIGHT OUT OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE.

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[ rumbling ]

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[ light explosion sound ]

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[ hot girl music plays ]

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[ horrified music plays ]

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[ gator-like sound ]

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- WHAT ARE YOU TWO LOVER BOYS STARING AT HUH?

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- DON'T TALK TO IT.

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- WHAT'S WRONG SEXY?
ARE YOU SHY?

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- YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE BLOOD, LADY.

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- WHAT?

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- UH, CAN YOU WAIT HERE, JUST A SECOND [ nervous laugh ]

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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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- DON'T BE LONG.

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- WHAT HAPPENED ANDREW?
- I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

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MAYBE AS TEENAGERS WE SHOULDN'T TRY TO CREATE
HUMAN LIFE IN OUR BASEMENT.

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- OH NO, WHEN I TORE OUT THE PAGE, I
RIPPED HER FACE.

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- MAN SHIT, AND THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK
TO HER TOO.

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- [ gulping sound ]

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- FUCK DUDE, SHE'S AN ANIMAL.

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- [ girl belches ]

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- WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

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- I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.

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WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?

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- I WAS JUST DRAWING A PICTURE
OF THE THREE OF US.

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- IT'S-- IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

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- DO YOU LOVE ME?

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- OF COURSE I DO.

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- BECAUSE I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.

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- I LOVE YOUR FLESH JUST AS MUCH AS I LOVE
EVERYTHING THAT'S SO WONDERFUL ABOUT YOU.

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[ drilling sound ]

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- STOP.

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- WHAT'S THE MATTER MAN?
I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO ICE THIS FREAK.

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- BUT DON'T YOU SEE. WE'RE DOING EXACTLY
WHAT BECKY, AND LISA AND JESSICA,

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AND ALL THOSE GIRLS DID TO US.
WE'RE JUDGING HER BY HER LOOKS.

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- [ sigh ]

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- WHO CARES IF HER EYE IS LIKE ONE OF THOSE
LITTLE GRAPES YOU GET SOMETIMES.

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SHE IS STILL A BABE ON THE INSIDE.

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- IS THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE?

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- [ silently ] YEAH.

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- CAN YOU JUST FIX ME?

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- [ together ] DEANDRE JORDAN?

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- I LOVE YOU.

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[ both scream ]

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[ hot girl music plays ]

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- SHE'S FINALLY PERFECT.

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[ car horn beeps ]

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- HEY, THANKS FOR MAKING THIS BABE FOR ME.

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[ theme song music plays ]

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