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John Edwards announces his candidacy for the President of the United States
Published May 31, 2012 140 views More Info »
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Published May 31, 2012
JOHN EDWARDS
The system is corrupt. And it’s
rigged.

PHOTO OF EDWARDS

NARRATOR
They said He’d never run again.

JOHN EDWARDS
It’s a Lie.

FOOTAGE OF EDWARDS SHAKING HANDS IN A CROWD
NARRATOR
They accused him of failing to
report campaign contributions.

JOHN EDWARDS
It is not the truth.

EDWARDS SITTING IN COURT ROOM
NARRATOR
They put him on trial, and took
away his hair stylist.

JOHN EDWARDS
This has to stop.

AMERICAN FLAG BLOWING IN THE WIND

NARRATOR
America needs a hero.

JOHN EDWARDS
I may be an underdog in this
campaign.

SCENE FROM THE ALAMO

TABLOID HEADLINES

NARRATOR
Tested by scandal.

SHOT OF PRISON

NARRATOR
Jail won’t keep him from the
Presidency.

JOHN EDWARDS
I’m John Edwards and I approve this
message.

NARRATOR
(rapid voice)
This message was paid for by Bunny
Mellon. Checks to the Edwards
campaign should be made out to
cash.
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