Ken Kalapanuesus "The Finger" Attorney at Law
Purpose. Many a mother yearns for this for her child. So few receive. And fewer know justice. Yet, there was one. Growing up by the Pecos River, in the dust of west Texas, a lone child... more »
Purpose. Many a mother yearns for this for her child. So few receive. And fewer know justice. Yet, there was one. Growing up by the Pecos River, in the dust of west Texas, a lone child grew to be a defender of the common man. The common man involved in land disputes, oil dealings and divorce settlements. And that man was Ken Kalapanesus. His stand for the man stamps strong on Texas, the state he loves. If he was at the Alamo, we would have won. If you're in trouble, call The Finger today. Call him now.
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Additional Credits:
Ken Kalapanuesus - Ron Good
Rich Guy (Client) - Joshua Harris
Voice Over - Robert S.
Written and filmed by Joshua Harris & Ron Good; Edited by Ron Good
https://twitter.com/TheFingerLawyer
Ken Kalapanuesus - Ron Good
Rich Guy (Client) - Joshua Harris
Voice Over - Robert S.
Written and filmed by Joshua Harris & Ron Good; Edited by Ron Good
https://twitter.com/TheFingerLawyer
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Purpose. Many a mother yearns for this for her child. So few receive. And fewer know justice. Yet, there was one. Growing up by the Pecos River, in the dust of west Texas, a lone child grew to be a defender of the common man. The common man involved in land disputes, oil dealings and divorce settlements. And that man was Ken Kalapanesus. His stand for the man stamps strong on Texas, the state he loves. If he was at the Alamo, we would have won. If you're in trouble, call The Finger today. Call him now.
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