Will Arnett Wants You To Protect Our Sacred Places
- March 29, 2017
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Jack McBrayer as Himself
Jon Hamm as Himself
Director: Matt Mayer
Writer: Eric Gurian
Producer: Sean Boyle
Coordinator: Jack Bradley
DP: Aaron Ulrich
Cam OP: Matt Krueger
Gaffer: Oliver Young
HMU: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound Mixer: Ryan Bertolami
Editor: Hannah Levy
Post Producer: Alex Parks
March 29, 2017
- Hey, everyone!
Extremely likable and non-threatening celebrity
Jack McBrayer here.
- Extremely likable?
- Jon Hamm here
to help me out.
- Hi, everybody.
- Now we all know that the government is now able
to monitor us by hacking into our phones
and TVs and computers.
So, I thought I'd take this opportunity
to just leak all my compromising info myself
before they can use it against me.
- I'm very nervous.
- Don't be.
- You know, I mean--
- Okay, well let's see where this goes.
- Sure! Okay.
A lot of celebrities lie about their age.
I'm no different.
- I tell people I'm 43 years old,
but in reality,
I'm a mannequin who came to life but ten years ago.
- In fact, I animated him.
A lot of people don't know this about me.
I'm a wonderful woodworker named Geppetto.
- For the longest time,
I thought the term preemie was short for premium baby,
so I would go around congratulating pregnant ladies
and say, "Oooh, I hope it's a preemie!"
- That's actually true.
- [Jack] Well, that's what
- I was born a preemie,
and this is what happened.
I don't wanna give too much up,
but if we are sharing.
- I will tell you that Jack's genitals
are in fact made of actual junk.
- Found objects, really.
- Yeah, there's a lot of rebar,
some busted concrete bits,
an old soup can,
and a cartoony fish bone.
Oooh, tell 'em about your teeth.
- Actual Chiclets.
He can't really chew anything harder
than a boiled banana because the teeth will just--
- Just turn into
like mushy gum.
- Actual chewing gum.
- The one thing I will say about Jack,
Mostly it smells like bananas and chewing gum.
Most people know me from Mad Men.
Most people know you from?
- 30 Rock?
I auditioned for Mad Men.
- [Jon] What part?
- Peggy Olson.
- How did you get your job on 30 Rock?
- I got 30 Rock
because I have a Polaroid of Lorne Michaels
strangling some other Canadian by the river.
- And that's why we need the ACLU.
So, thanks ACLU.
We really, really love what you do
and the inspiration you give us.
- My hair is spun sugar.
(big band music)