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Full Credits

Written and Directed by: Caleb Griffin
Produced by: Caleb Griffin, Dan Parris
Starring: Caleb Griffin as Consumer, Announcer V.O.
Heather Montanez as Bitch
Camera: Jeff Webster, Ben Sellick
Grips: Jeff Webster, Ben Sellic, Matthew Proctor, Caleb Griffin
Boom Op: Jeff Webster
"Bakers Dozen" as performed by Galactic
Shot on Panasonic HVX-200