I haven't taken a poop without an audience in almost five years. I close the... more »
I haven't taken a poop without an audience in almost five years. I close the door but one of them always opens it!
If I lock the door they scream bloody murder and I worry they're putting the cat in the oven. So I close the door and just wait for the hazing to begin...
Listen to those evil little laughs. If their warranties hadn't already expired I'd take them right back to the Black Market I bought them from. « less