Starring Taylor Lautner Featuring Ray Liotta, Kevin Costner, Dennis Haysbert & Marielle Jaffe Also Starring Ray Lewis, Tony Gonzalez, DeSean Jackson, Dwight Freeney, Shawne Merriman, Antonio Cromartie, Shaun Phillips, Steve Smith, Kirk Morrison, Rich Eisen, & Marshall Faulk Directed & Edited by Eric Appel Written by Alex Fernie, Ryan Perez, & Eric Appel Executive Producer: Mike Farah Produced by Christin Trogan & Anna Wenger Coordinating Producers: Michelle Fox & Sean Boyle Director of Photography: Christian Sprenger Technocrane Operator: Bryan Fletchell Original Music by James Renald & Victor Hernandez Stumpfhauser Visual Effects Supervisor: Sam Winkler First AD: Cassandra Laymon 2nd AD: Ian Blankenship 2nd 2nd AD: Greg Kindra & Matt Mazany Assistant Production Coordinator: Liam White Extras Coordinator: Sam Varela First Assistant Camera: Mike Herrera Second Assistant Camera: Jacqueline Stahl DIT: Chris Hoyle Gaffer: Cody Jacobs Best Boy Electric: Oliver Alling Best Boy Grip: Axel Llorens Electrics: Terry Zumalt & Brandon Wilson Grips: Patric Gomez, Shaun Sangkarat, & Jake Beemer Sound: Bo Sundberg for BoTown Sound Art Director: Flower Cole Set Decorator: Laura Harper Construction Coordinator: Lupe Sanchez Leadman: Frank Camara Art Swing: Scott Lynch & Victor Camarillo Key Production Assistant: Matt McKinnon Costume Designer: Janicza Bravo Wardrobe for Mr. Lautner: Samantha McMillen Wardrobe Assistants: Shelby Scudder, Meghan Anderson & Beckee Gardner Key Makeup & Hair: Sara Irving Makeup & Hair Assistant: Carla Farra Groomer for Mr. Lautner: Jamie Taylor Set Photographer: Tiffany Roohani Behind the Scenes: Michael Burke & Dave Ferguson Catering: Wendy Matthew & 1st to Roll Catering Craft Services: Rise & Shine Catering Set Medic: Michael Nerone Production Assistants: Andrew Grissom, Jordan Martin, Gabe Worgaftik, Leigh Alan, Becca Proske, Dan Marcus, Michael Gabriel, Liz Lanteri Featured Extras: Will McLaughlin, Dave Theune, Alex Fernie, Alex Berg, & Sam Zemuter Special Thanks: Kevin Costner, Ashley Knight, Larry Armwood, Becky Sendrow, Thor Bradwell, Peter Kiernan, Liz Mahoney, Priscilla Moralez, JJ Harris, Trace Armstrong, Lindsey Waterhouse, Denise White, Nichole Clementi, Lindsey Diereling, Lauren Renschler, Ryan Tollner, Ryan Hayden, Justin Castillo, Mark Heligman, Raj Raghavan, Nick Bolton, Jared Rosenberg, Brandon Liebman, Fadde Mikhail, Tammy Brook, Reed Bergman, Michael Horvitz, O.N.E. Coconut Water (www.onedrinks.com), The JMJ Ranch (www.jmjranch.com), Brent Mullins, Chris Farah, Ty Jones, Joe Farrell
Announcer: Still no end in sight
for the NFL lockout
leaving many fans wondering
if there will be a
football season this year.
Marielle: Honey, do you really think
there's not gonna be football this year?
Taylor: I sure hope not.
If you build it, they will come.
Marielle: If you build what who will come?
Taylor: The voices didn't say.
Are you ready?
Taylor: Am I ready for what?
Marielle: Honey, there's
a man on the field.
Taylor: Tony Gonzalez?
Tony: Is this Heaven?
Taylor: No, it's Iowa.
Tony: There are others you know?
A whole league.
They're looking for a place to play.
Taylor: Well, anytime.
You know you're always welcome here.
Ray Lewis? Are you a ghost?
Dwight: I just walked 2
miles through a corn field.
Let's play some football.
(cheering and applause)
Dwight: Wait, I thought we were going
to the Waffle House.
Shaun: This corn is my house now.
Announcer: Welcome back to this
make shift football field in Iowa
where 2 all star ghost teams
are going at it with
full action, Marshall.
Announcer 2: I'm not enitrely sure
if it's a regulation field.
It's just there's a tractor
smack dab in the middle of the red zone.
Taylor: Oh! What was that?
Dwight: My bad man.
I thought you were somebody else.
Dwight: You out of orange soda.
Marielle: How long are they gonna
be sleeping in our living room for?
Taylor: Until the lockout ends, I guess?
DeSean: Hey, is it okay if I order
No Strings Attached on Pay-Per-View?
Ray Liotta: These players
are taking advantage
of your corn field.
You have to lock them out
until we reach an agreement.
This is bad for football.
Dennis: The one constant
through all the years
has been football.
The steal, this game,
is a part of our past,
but the lockout is a complicated issue.
In a hefty trust litigation
the winning party receives triple damages.
A collective bargaining
agreement can only be reached
when the lower circuit
courts rule in favor of the-
Oh, come on. Wake up.
Shawne: Hey, what's up man?
I let the dog out and he ran away.
Is that cool?
Antonio: If you want to
you can feel my bicep.
Steve: Now this is fantasy football.
Kirk: NFL has nothing on this.
I'm never going back to the NFL.
Taylor: Hey, the lockout's over.
Guys, where are you going?
Hey, what am I supposed
to do with this field?
Kevin: Hey, son.
Want to play catch?
That means you throw it back to me.