What if the Russians attacked the U.S.? What if Rob Schneider was our last hope? What if he was naked?
Published March 25, 2009 360k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Rob Schneider, Mena Suvari, Vinnie Jones and Sonya Balmores
Directed By: Jake Szymanski
Written By: Chad Carter and Jake Szymanski
Produced by Mike Farah
Director of Photography: Shawn Booth
Assoc. Producer: Josh Simpson
Pretty good light bouncer: Brad Schulz
First A.D.: Grayhmn Jennings
Makeup: Liz Dahl
Wardrobe: Ara Laylo and Mia Yamaoka
Production Assistants: Madeline Rivers, Jason Boschock, Samanta Cappella, Ben Garcia.............
Nudist Freedom Fighters:
Scott Cowan
Cyrus Legg
Robert “Duke” Morgan
Rodney Oshiro
Herman Stern.....................
Nudists:
Kawena Chun
Jonathan Eveland
Jaq Ryan Galliano
Jacin Harter
Collette Hathaway
Keola Lai
Darieus Legg
Rob Masterson
Dawn Nash
Sherrie Robertson
Nam Truong
Anne Verga
Rory Yamamoto.........................
Russian Soldiers:
Sergey Russu
Jason Coleman
Mike Daze
John Herkanrath
Daniel James Kunkel
Nick Masciangelo
Ryan Miller
Gregory Price
Dore Rodine

[BLANK_AUDIO].

> Exclusive.
[MUSIC].

> Hi, Angela.
[WHISTLE_SOUND].
[MUSIC].

> Rotate.

> Service.
[MUSIC].
Hi Tanya.
Hey, Tom.
[MUSIC].

> Whoa, whoa guys.
No clothes on the compound, no guns
either.
[GUN_SHOTS].
[FOREIGN].
Aah!
[GUN_SHOTS].
[SCREAMING].
Get in the truck!
[GUN_SHOTS].
[EXPLOSION].
[FOREIGN].
Will you shut up and listen to the
activities captain.

> I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
We're gonna fight.

> What are you doing?

> We need pockets, man.

> They're trying to take away our ideals.
We're Americans.
We're nudists.
We're gonna do this our way.
Let's get some sunscreen.
[MUSIC].
[GUN_SHOTS].
[SCREAMING].

> Nature men are ruining our plans!

> You will wear clothes!

> Never.

> I wanna love someone.
And I don't wanna have clothes on when it
happens.
[MUSIC].

> What is she doing?
They're gonna get her.

> Now I know where the naked men hide.
Kill them.
[GUN_SHOTS].

> You're gonna make it, Philippe.

> It's an honor to die with my head in
your junk, sir.

> No!
[MUSIC]
[GUN_SHOTS].

> To get some, you have to become them!
Oh.
[LAUGH]
[MUSIC].

> Feel that?
That wind, tickling your balls.
That's freedom.
That's America.
[SOUND].

> Not bad, for a bunch of naked guys.
[SOUND]

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