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What if the Russians attacked the U.S.? What if Rob Schneider was our last hope? What if he was naked?
Published March 25, 2009 360k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Rob Schneider, Mena Suvari, Vinnie Jones and Sonya Balmores
Directed By: Jake Szymanski
Written By: Chad Carter and Jake Szymanski
Produced by Mike Farah
Director of Photography: Shawn Booth
Assoc. Producer: Josh Simpson
Pretty good light bouncer: Brad Schulz
First A.D.: Grayhmn Jennings
Makeup: Liz Dahl
Wardrobe: Ara Laylo and Mia Yamaoka
Production Assistants: Madeline Rivers, Jason Boschock, Samanta Cappella, Ben Garcia.............
Nudist Freedom Fighters:
Scott Cowan
Cyrus Legg
Robert “Duke” Morgan
Rodney Oshiro
Herman Stern.....................
Nudists:
Kawena Chun
Jonathan Eveland
Jaq Ryan Galliano
Jacin Harter
Collette Hathaway
Keola Lai
Darieus Legg
Rob Masterson
Dawn Nash
Sherrie Robertson
Nam Truong
Anne Verga
Rory Yamamoto.........................
Russian Soldiers:
Sergey Russu
Jason Coleman
Mike Daze
John Herkanrath
Daniel James Kunkel
Nick Masciangelo
Ryan Miller
Gregory Price
Dore Rodine

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[BLANK_AUDIO].

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>: Exclusive.

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[MUSIC].

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>: Hi, Angela.

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[WHISTLE_SOUND].

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[MUSIC].

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>: Rotate.

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>: Service.

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[MUSIC].

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Hi Tanya.

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Hey, Tom.

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[MUSIC].

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>: Whoa, whoa guys.

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No clothes on the compound, no guns
either.

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[GUN_SHOTS].

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[FOREIGN].

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Aah!

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[GUN_SHOTS].

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[SCREAMING].

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Get in the truck!

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[GUN_SHOTS].

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[EXPLOSION].

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[FOREIGN].

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Will you shut up and listen to the
activities captain.

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>: I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

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We're gonna fight.

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>: What are you doing?

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>: We need pockets, man.

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>: They're trying to take away our ideals.

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We're Americans.

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We're nudists.

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We're gonna do this our way.

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Let's get some sunscreen.

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[MUSIC].

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[GUN_SHOTS].

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[SCREAMING].

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>: Nature men are ruining our plans!

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>: You will wear clothes!

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>: Never.

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>: I wanna love someone.

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And I don't wanna have clothes on when it
happens.

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[MUSIC].

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>: What is she doing?

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They're gonna get her.

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>: Now I know where the naked men hide.

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Kill them.

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[GUN_SHOTS].

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>: You're gonna make it, Philippe.

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>: It's an honor to die with my head in
your junk, sir.

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>: No!

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[MUSIC]

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[GUN_SHOTS].

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>: To get some, you have to become them!

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Oh.

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[LAUGH]

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[MUSIC].

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>: Feel that?

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That wind, tickling your balls.

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That's freedom.

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That's America.

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[SOUND].

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>: Not bad, for a bunch of naked guys.

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[SOUND]

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