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Alex and Drew and a frank discussion about masturbation, privacy, and speakrets.
Published April 23, 2014 50k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Writers/Directors/Actors - Alex Richanbach & Drew Brooks
Director of Photography - Jonathan Nicholas
Editor - Collin Pittier
Make Up - Emily Rae
Camera Operator - Matt Sweeney
Sound - JP Robelot for BoTown Sound
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Published April 23, 2014

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-HEY.
-GOOD MORNING.

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GOOD MORNING.

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I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.

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WE CAN TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT, OR
WE CAN NOT TALK ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

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BECAUSE SOME OF US HAVE A SENSITIVE
STOMACH, AND A SENSE OF DECENCY.

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I THINK YOU WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT
YOU WALKING IN ON ME

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MASTURBATING LAST NIGHT.

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OK.

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(STAMMERS) WHAT DID-- WHAT DID YOU FEEL?

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NO, WHAT?

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WHEN YOU INTERRUPTED ME
MASTURBATING PERSONALLY
ALONE LAST NIGHT.

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YEAH, I AGREE, SOMETIMES IT'S
GOOD TO WORK THROUGH THINGS.

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I'M ALWAYS SAYING
WE SHOULD TALK MORE.

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YES.

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BUT THERE'S SOME THINGS YOU
NEVER TALK ABOUT AGAIN.

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YOU TAKE THE SHAME AND THE GUILT
TO THE GRAVE LIKE IT'S

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AN ACCIDENTAL MURDER.

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BUT, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
US TO HAVE ANY SECRETS.

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I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD
DEAL WITH IT.

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NOT A SECRET, WE WERE BOTH THERE.

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OK, YEAH.

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MAYBE YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF,
WHY DIDN'T HE STOP RIGHT AWAY?

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NOPE. NOT AT ASKING THAT.
DIDN'T KNOW THAT, DIDN'T

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THINK YOU EVEN SAW ME. TERRIFIED,
AND AWFUL TO KNOW THAT YOU DID.

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THERE YOU GO. YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING? NO SECRETS BETWEEN US.

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IN FACT I CALL THAT A SPEAKRET.

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LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE MAYBE YOU WERE
INVADING MY

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PRIVACY AT ANY TIME?

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NO, NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

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TELL ME HOW YOU WEREN'T
INVADING MY PRIVACY.

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IT'S OUR LIVING ROOM.

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GOOD YES, THAT'S TRUE, BUT THE ACT
ITSELF IS PRIVATE, IS IT NOT?

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TOTALLY AGREE.

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NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE MAN.
YOU'RE OPENING UP.

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I'M OPENING UP. I'M RECEIVING YOU.
I'M THROWING RECEIVING TO YOU--

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YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M JUST GOING TO
INTERRUPT. YOU CLEARLY

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CAN MASTURBATE IN THE LIVING
ROOM WHENEVER YOU WANT TO

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SO JUST GIVE ME A HEADS UP. OK?
THAT'S ALL I ASK. JUST A HEADS UP.

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THIS IS JUST A TIMING ISSUE MAN.

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I DO NOT FEEL THE SAME WAY.

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AND FROM NOW ON I'M GOING TO
GIVE YOU A HEADS UP OK.

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LIKE STARTING RIGHT NOW.

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NO, COME ON. THAT'S NOT
A THING PEOPLE SAY.

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I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.

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NAH, DON'T NEED THE WINK.

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SEE YOU IN 20.

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NAH, JUST DON'T DO IT.

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SEE YOU IN 30, BECAUSE YOU
GET ME INSPIRED.

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I THINK WE NEED TO DRAW SOME LINES--

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HEY, IF YOU HEAR THE KNOCKIN', DON'T
COME'A ROCKIN'.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SEE YA.

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LAST THING REAL QUICK, WHAT
YOU DID SEE, WOULD YOU WATCH

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THAT ON THE INTERNET?
JUST AT A GLANCE.

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NO.

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WOAH, WOAH, WOAH... LISTEN TO ME
MAN. I HAVEN'T EXPLAINED

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IT THOROUGHLY I THOUGHT LIKE THERE
WOULD BE FLOWERS, AND THERE WOULD

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BE LIKE, YOU KNOW THOSE ASIAN FLUTES.
THERE WOULD BE ONE

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OF THOSE ASIAN FLUTES IN THE BACKGROUND.

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ALRIGHT, DOES THIS
MEAN THE LIVING ROOMS FREE?

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