Zach on Kimmel with Kids Say the Darn Funniest Things

i think Zach is the sexiest creature on god's green earth...i want to feel his thick, hairy, lumpy body on top of me...i want to feel like someone just threw a large beanbag on top of me and is trying to smother the last precious breath out of my body...while i try to push him off of me but, can't as my hands sink into his doughy body like a big bowl of...do... more >

i think Zach is the sexiest creature on god's green earth...i want to feel his thick, hairy, lumpy body on top of me...i want to feel like someone just threw a large beanbag on top of me and is trying to smother the last precious breath out of my body...while i try to push him off of me but, can't as my hands sink into his doughy body like a big bowl of...dough...then, on the brink of death, he mercifully rolls off me, my lungs sucking in large gasps of fresh air...only to have him pounce on top of me again...that's the kind of freaky sex i want to have with Zach because, like i said...he's the sexiest creature on god's green earth!!!