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Rick Perry is a Christian and he's not afraid to show you just how little he knows about just about everything else.
Published December 08, 2011 540k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Featuring - Joel Spence
Writer/Director - Lauren Palmigiano
DP- Luca Del Puppo
Editor- Pat Bishop
Makeup- Genevieve Lamb
Sound- BoTown Sound
Wardrobe - Natasha Kutrovacz
Producer - Alex Richanbach

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[MUSIC - "HAIL TO THE CHIEF"]
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I'm not ashamed to admit
that I'm an asshole,
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and I'm a drunk, and that I
lost my lead for the Republican
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nomination because I'm stupid.
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You know, there's something
wrong in this country when
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gays can serve openly
in the military.
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Did you know they can serve
coffee at a Starbucks?
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Or frozen yogurt in a Pinkberry.
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Gays are allowed to
work anywhere they want.
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All the while, our children are
forced to recognize that not
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everyone celebrates Christmas.
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Because gays want to fuck Santa
right in his jolly old butt.
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And that's wrong, because a gay
Santa will just bring a sack
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of dildos down your chimney.
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As president, I will fight
against our gay soldiers
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that want to bareback Santa
right in front of our children.
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I'm Rick Perry, and
I'm a piece of shit.
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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