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Reginald VelJohnson stops by a office Christmas party and things go down, hard.
Published December 19, 2013 18k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Director-John McKay
Writer-John McKay
Writer-Devin Das
DP-Adam Bial
Gaffer-Matt Sweeney
Ian-Ian Karmel
Lauren-Mary Holland
Devin-Devin Das
John-John McKay
Ahmed-Ahmed Bharoocha
Hans-Andy Peters
Ellis-Parker Seaman
Background
Jenna Carley
Makayla Lynn
Katie Barriera
Amir Kabiri
Michael Rinere
David Rinere
Chris Shreeve
Matthew Flynn
Darin Milanesio
Alisa Karmel
725 Funny Votes
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17,887 Views
Published December 19, 2013

[music plays]

Look Warren, just because it happened in the copy room doesn't mean it never happened.

I wish it never happened--

Totally.

I'll do anything for you Lauren.

What?

Ugh.

Oh God, it's John again.

I thought he was banned from the Christmas party this year?

Are you kidding me?

Banning the one guy in the office with a mental problem from the Christmas Party? That's a law suit waiting to happen.

Well lets see how long it takes this year.

Not to shabby of a party, huh?

Let's just hope we don't get hijacked by
East German radicals--

There it is--

John, listen. For the last time, you're not John McClane.

Die Hard is just a movie--

Just a movie

[laughs]

You're ignorance is bliss.

John, you can't smoke in here.

Come out to the coast and have a few laughs--

The context of that quote doesn't even make sense right now.

California...

[We Wish You a Merry Christmas jingle Plays]

[interposing voices]

Hey, it's our new VP, Hans.

[interposing voices - greeting Hans]

He's so cute

[chants of "Hans" from the crowd]

Hans?

Hey John, I'm Ellis

[snorts]

John are you alright?

Hey John.

Oh, hey Reggie VelJohnson

Who's he talking to?

Who is Reggie?

Reggie, can I ask you something?

Were you scared?

Hell yeah, I was scared.

But as long as I got my family with me, that's all that matters.

Yeah I guess you're right.

Family matters.

Oh my God, I'm losing my mind.

Hey crazy man.

I just think, he's just crazy.

Hans--

This shit is getting real.

It's about to go down hard John--
John?

You gotta do something.

Yippee-ki-yay mother fucker

You gotta help them John.

You gotta help them.

There were four different sweaters--
You're right--

Let's keep talking, I got so much to say to you--

[crying]

Oh, hey John.
I didn't know you were in here.

I go by Roy now.

Partner

Die Hard reference.
I love that movie.

For the last time,

it's not a movie.

[laughs]

Did you change the lights in here?

I've been working out--

Oh God--

No, no, just feel it--
No I will never touch you--

Sorry, Reggie made me do it

Time to save the day.

[interposing voices]

Hi--
Hey--

[screaming]

[laughs]

[screaming]

Hans!

Ho, ho, ho--
I killed'em Reggie.

[laughs]

Welcome to the party pal.

[laughs]

What an idiot.

[We Wish You a Merry Christmas song Plays]

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