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Sometimes you need a proper ladies night to forget that stupid guy ever existed. And DEFINITELY don't text him.
Published June 26, 2014 61k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
CREW
Director - Alex Richanbach
Writer - Lauryn Kahn
Producer - Jason Carden
1st AD/Coordinator - Sean Dacanay
DP - Mike Karnell
1st AC - Justin Westfall
Gaffer - David Cronin
Key Grip - Ian Thomas
H&MU - Emily Blackmun
Sound Mixer - JP Robelot
PA - Eleanor Winkler
PA - John Klymshyn
CAST
Erica - Lauryn Kahn
Chloe - Leah Rachel
Adam - Adam Seabra
Erica's Friends - Erin Robertson, Nathalie Johnson
Adam's Friends - Drew Brooks, John McKay
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Published June 26, 2014

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YOU'RE INDEPENDENT. YOU'RE A WOMAN.
YOU DON'T MISS HIM.

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YOU DON'T NEED HIM.

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YOU NEED YOURSELF, AND
YOU NEED YOUR LADIES.

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THAT'S WHO YOU NEED.

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YOU NEED YOURSELF... AH FUCK.

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AND YOU NEED YOUR LADIES.

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(SMACKS LIPS)

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AH, JESUS.

9

(GIRLFRIENDS ARE CHEERING
WITH DANCE MUSIC THUMPING)

10

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
I'VE LITERALLY BEEN COUNTING

11

DOWN THE MINUTES
UNTIL I GOT HERE.

12

YOU LOOK SO GOOD. YOUR
SKIN IS LIKE GLOWING.

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UH, DISGUSTING. IT'S
LIKE CLOWN MAKEUP.

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I'M LIKE THIS IS SO MUCH.

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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE EPIC.

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ARE YOU EVEN THINKING
ABOUT HIM?

17

I AM SO DONE. SICK OF WORKING
ME, I'M DONE. I AM DUNGAREES.

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I AM DONE CANTONIZE OK.

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I EVEN DELETED HIS NUMBER, OK.

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(GIRLFRIEND GASPS)

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THAT'S HOW SERIOUS I AM.

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(GIRLS): NOOO...

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- YOU DIDN'T DELETE IT.
- DID YOU DELETE IT, DELETE IT?

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OR DID YOU WRITE IT ON A
PIECE OF PAPER AND HIDE

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IT IN YOUR APARTMENT?

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WHAT AM I 13? I HAD THIS THING
CALLED WILL POWER YOU GUYS, OK.

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HONESTLY, I COULD NOT POSSIBLY
CARE LESS ABOUT WHATEVER HIS

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NAME IS.

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CHRIS.

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I KNOW HIS NAME. I WAS
JUST MAKING A POINT.

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AH, IT FEELS GOOD
TO BE A WOMAN.

32

NOW LET'S GET OUR DRINK ON.

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(GIRLS): YEAH!

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(GIRLS SCREAM)

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(MORE GIRL SCREAMING)

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DENISE I LOVE YOU.

40

EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU GET
THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

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IT'S LADIES NIGHTS.

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LADIES, LADIES, LADIES...

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(SIGH)

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YEAH. FUCKING LADIES NIGHT.

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FUCKIN' I DON'T KNOW.

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MAKE A FUCKING PERFECT
NIGHT, FULL CIRCLE, A BOOTY CALL.

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WHO CARES.

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BOOTY CALL. TEXT SOMEBODY.

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WHO AM I GONNA TEXT?

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(SINGS) OOH, I WANNA
TEXT WITH SOMEBODY

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I WANNA FEEL THE SEX
WITH SOMEBODY

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BLEH.

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NO.

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ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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(VOICE OF GIRLFRIEND): DID YOU
DELETE IT, DELETE IT?

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OR DID YOU WRITE IT DOWN
ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND HIDE

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IT IN YOUR APARTMENT?

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OH FUCK NO.

60

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GOING TO LOOK THROUGH
A COUPLE OF THINGS IN A

62

COUPLE OF PLACES,
AND THEN...

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AND JUST THINK
A LITTLE BIT.

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THINK A LITTLE BIT.

65

FUCKING RAINING WATER.
GO WITH YOUR...

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STOP.

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NO. WHY... IT WOULDN'T
BE IN THE MICROWAVE

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DRAWER

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DANG IT.

73

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GOOD DECISION. ALRIGHT.

75

OPEN IT, C'MON.

76

YES, YES. WINNER.

77

AAAAH!

78

LIKE A RAY OF LIGHT.

79

NOT A BIG DEAL.

80

OK, WHAT AM I GOING TO...

81

WHAT UP?

82

WANNA...

83

HEY YOU.

84

DOT-DOT-DOT.

85

SUPER, DUPER, CASUAL.

86

HEY YOU.

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(BIG SIGH) NOW WE WAIT.

89

HE'S TYPING. YOUR TYPING...
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

90

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

91

AHHH, WHAT THE FUCK?

92

I HATE YOU.

93

C'MON, JUST SEND IT.
YOU'RE SAYING SOMETHING COOL.

94

YOU'RE THINKING OF
SOMETHING COOL TO SAY.

95

WE'RE TWO CONSENTING
ADULTS, WHO HAD A TWO AND A

96

HALF YEAR BOOTY CALL.

97

(PHONE BEEPS)

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(EXHALES)

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(EXHALES A FEW
STUTTERED BREATHS)

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(LAUGHS)

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OK.

103

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