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Red Carpet Club
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"hrumph...now there's something you don't see everyday, a lemon filled with apples."
- Gengene
"You know what would make this picture better? How about instead of apples, the car was full of dead monkeys. That would be wierd."
"Sure, the colored apples have to ride strapped to the roof."
"Convinced that aluminum would no longer guard his thoughts from alien infiltration, Bob filled his car with apples and headed for the hills."
"Old Mrs. Jones was everyone's favorite teacher."
"The saddest part is that it'll only take one bad one to spoil the whole bunch!"
"Hmmm, looks like the class suck-up is off to the teacher's convention again."
- rizzie
"The next time you pray for something like a bumper crop of apples be sure to do it OUTSIDE of the car."
- rizzie
"My car gets 3 miles to the apple. Is that good?"
"Ben the Apple Farmer got tired of his backseat-driving wife telling him to "peel out" and then snickering. So he killed her."
"hrumph...now there's something you don't see everyday, a lemon filled with apples."
- Gengene
