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Louis C.K. - Bill Gates

Louis C.K. talks about what he would do if he had over 80 billion dollars.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Stand Up

Keywords: Louis C.K. Bill Gates rich money extravagance Pet stores

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scatman23

scatman23

Oh god that was brilliant!
My face hurts from laughing so much!

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zombiechrist_mlholderfield

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No one will ever spend a dime at Shit Ass Pet Fuckers, but I will keep it open for years and decades.

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Coolsam

Coolsam

That was hilarious. I would do exactly that if I had billions.

posted about 9 months ago · Report Spam

KDNelson

KDNelson

THAT ONE PERSON'S LAUGH WAS HILARIOUS!
He's so funny!!

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daveshak

daveshak

Oh my god this made me CRY with laughter.

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kbeeson

kbeeson

yeah. its seem impossible to spend that amount of money. as an individual, that is.

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