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Funny Or Die

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Scott Gairdner

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Danny Jelinek

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manasewitsch

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Kat Bardot

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GoldClub

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WEBVTT 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:03.000 [Beep] 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:05.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Is that rain? 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:07.000 <v Siri> Yes, Jooey. It appears to be raining. 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:08.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Wow. 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:09.000 [Beep] 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:10.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Siri, make me some tomato soup. 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:12.000 <v Siri> I'm afraid that is not possible. 00:00:12.000 --> 00:00:13.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Why not? 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:14.000 <v Siri> I don't have any arms or legs. 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:15.000 <v Scott Gairdner> I'll fix that. 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:16.000 <v Siri> Wait, what? 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:17.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Siri, what year is it? 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:18.000 <v Siri> Two-thousand twelve. 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:22.000 <v Scott Gairdner> No. In my heart. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:23.000 <v Siri> Nineteen twenty-eight. 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:26.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Now you're cookin' with smarts. What's my sister doin' right now? 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.000 <v Siri> Teaching a rabbit to play the ukelele. 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Oh, fun. Color me jelers. 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:31.000 <v Siri> I don't understand. 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:33.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Siri, what's my favorite Beatle? 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:34.000 <v Siri> Ringo. 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:35.000 <v Scott Gairdner> What's my favorite Rango? 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:36.000 <v Siri> Rango. 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:38.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Two in a row! You get to wear the winner's coat. 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:40.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Siri, are you warm now? 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:41.000 <v Siri> Yes. I am overheating. 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:44.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Siri, do you like me even though I'm a dork? 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:45.000 <v Siri> Yes. 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:46.000 <v Scott Gairdner> You do? 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:47.000 <v Siri> I do. 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:48.000 <v Scott Gairdner> You do? 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:49.000 <v Siri> I do. 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:50.000 <v Scott Gairdner> You do? 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:51.000 <v Siri> I said I do! 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:52.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Siri, play that song I like. 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:53.000 <v Siri> The Derky Dorp Shuffle? 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:54.000 <v Scott Gairdner> That's the one. 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:55.000 <v Siri> I'd rather not. 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:56.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Please? 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:57.000 <v Siri> Please do not make me. 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:58.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Please do make you. Hit it! 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:02.000 [Music Playing] 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:03.000 <v Siri> I am not enjoying this. 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:04.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Siri, do you wanna take a soup bath? 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:05.000 <v Siri> Please God yes. 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:06.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Okay! 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:09.000 <v Scott Gairdner> Happy swim, Siri! 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:11.000 [Music Playing]