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Full Credits

Written & Directed by: Lucien Flores & Michela M. Smith
Executive Producer: Darren Miller
Producer: Angela Palladino & Loose Seal Productions
Editor: Jake Rasmussen
Director of Photography: Tyler Ribble
Sound: Peter Getz
Production Design: Kelly Sheridan
Gaffer: Charlie Muentes
Grip: Forest Lin
Hair & Makeup: Rebecca Rothmaler
Production Assistant: Olivia Koterska
Jupiter Joe: Zack Poitras
Granny: Nichole Yannetty
Billy: Federico Rodriguez
Dr. Danger: Harry Aspinwall
Pop-Ups: Will Milvaney

Stats & Data

September 19, 2016


- [ TV static ]
- These darn things are
so confusing.
Federico Rodriguez: Don't look at me grandma.
I told you how to do it a million times.
Nichole Yannetty: I wish someone would
help little ol' me.
Zack Poitras: Never fear,
Jupiter Joe is here.
Federico Rodriguez: Jupiter Joe.
Nichole Yannetty: Are you a friend of Billy's?
Zack Poitras: I'm a friend of the poor,
the weak, and those in need.
Nichole Yannetty: I need to know who
impregnated Lady Edwina.
- What?
- Grandma, that's Jupiter Joe.
Federico Rodriguez: He doesn't have time to
explain how DVDs work.
Nichole Yannetty: But I need help.
Zack Poitras: Citizen, I'm here to help.
Zack Poitras: Hmm... This remote could
not be more confusing,
Zack Poitras: it's as if my nemesis
Dr. Danger forged it.
Zack Poitras: Get comfy.
♪ ♪
- [ indistinct music on TV ]
- [ she gasps ]
[ cell phone jingle ]
Federico Rodriguez: Holy Aioli Jupiter Joe,
there's a robbery on Main Street.
Zack Poitras: The citizens.
I must go.
- Ahh!
- But you just got here.
Nichole Yannetty: I get it.
Nichole Yannetty: You do have your own special lives
with your Game Boy's and beepers.
Zack Poitras: No. It's not that.
It's the citizens--
Nichole Yannetty: Go. I'll be out of
your mind soon enough--
- Grandma...
- --When I'm dead.
Nichole Yannetty: Just one more thing.
♪ ♪
[ cell phone jingle ]
Federico Rodriguez: Jumping jibblers Jupiter Joe,
the robber's car exploded and now
downtown is in flames.
Zack Poitras: The citizens.
I must go.
♪ ♪
[ cell phone jingle ]
Federico Rodriguez: Golly googly Jupiter Joe,
now there's a sinkhole.
- [grandma] One more thing.
- [grandson] Jupiter Joe?
[JUPITOR JOE] You sent her
one notice. Not two.
[ indistinct talking ]
[JUPITER JOE] I'm sorry,
I gotta go.
Nichole Yannetty: Teach me.
Zack Poitras: Early 2000 cellphone technology.
I-It's my only weakness!
Zack Poitras: Ah! T9 words.
Ah! Ringtones.
Zack Poitras: It burns. It burns.
Nichole Yannetty: I thought you were a hero.
[ cell phone jingle ]
Federico Rodriguez: Holy fucking
shit Jupiter Joe,
Federico Rodriguez: Rat Man emerged from the sinkhole,
and they've taken over the city.
Zack Poitras: I've failed.
Zack Poitras: I'm no Jupiter Joe.
Zack Poitras: My name's Rob, and one time
I ate a piece of radioactive candy.
Zack Poitras: Whoop-de-do.
Zack Poitras: I'll see you.
Federico Rodriguez: Jupiter Joe!
Federico Rodriguez: Come back.
[ cracking ]
[ beep ]
Nichole Yannetty: Everything's going
according to plan.
Harry Aspinwall: [Dr. Danger] Brilliant.
Harry Aspinwall: Soon the world
will belong to me,
Harry Aspinwall: Dr. Danger. [ giggles ]
Nichole Yannetty: Since I have you on the
phone doctor, I wanted to ask...
Nichole Yannetty: I have this mole on the
back of my knee, puss coming out.
Nichole Yannetty: Can you take a look?
Harry Aspinwall: Alright, I'll be
there in 15 minutes.