iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-floor-is-hot-lava!-single/id499036380 Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/The-Floor-Is-Hot-Lava/dp/B0073WP2SI/ref=sr_shvl_album_1... Twitter: @ThrmalDetonataz Email: email@example.com Directed by @MediaArtsTalent, http://www.mediaartsandtalent.com Concept by Thermal Detonataz: Steve Francis, aka MC Fuego Leche, aka MC Half-Blood Prince & John Orr, aka DJ Dizzee Domino, aka DJ President William Howard Taft (@TheLastDomino) Song written by Thermal Detonataz Produced by John Orr @ Baby's First Apartment (Austin, TX) Mastered by Eric Day @ Sleepwalk Recording (Bloomington, IN) LYRICS: (Hook) The floor is hot lava! The floor is hot lava! Get off the floor 'cuz the floor is hot lava! And if ya don't botha To listen to us holla You betta get ready to be drownin' in the lava! (Verse 1) We got a state of emergency! Declare it with urgency! See, I was in the shower when the floor started burnin' me I know it's illogical to make this thing topical But all this bidness I did witness with my own opticals It wasn't just the bathroom that was gettin' real hot All the rest of my apartment started meltin' in spots So I bounded 'cross the tables and the couches for the door And looked back to see the lava poolin' on the floor Don't know if it's a shiftin' of the planet tectonics If the faultlines got to breakin' up and slammin' like Onyx All I've thought is that I gotta put together the phonics To warn everyone I can that they floors are demonic! So if you in ya place just sippin' on a cup of java Or drinkin' on chianti, eatin' liver with ya fava Ya best go get abducted by a UFO in Marfa 'Cuz all ya floors are 'bout to turn into some hot lava! (Verse 2) See, I was in the club when this was all goin' on When the lava swept the floor just like a stay-at-home mom So we all stopped our dancin' and we stood in disbelief 'Til we witnessed the lava burnin' off a girl's weave This ain't no optical illusion confusin' ya perception When the lava comes, you best move in a upward direction So I looked at the problem as glass-half-full And decided to ignore the molten magma pool We jumped on the tables and danced in defiance Of this deadly lava curse prophesied by the Mayans But when the atmosphere got to fitty-leb'm degrees We came to the conclusion it was time to leave So if you in Hawaii just munchin' on ya guava And volcanic emission is gettin' hotter than ya mama Then I suggest that you best get to de choppa 'Cuz in case you hadn't noticed, all the floors are hot lava! (Outro) You ain't safe in Bratislava Or rainy Camp Grenada Repercussions could be worse than Avada Kedavra Commandeer you a Merkava To save ya sons and daughters Darth Vader's Luke's father, and even he fell in the lava!