Will Ferrell meets his landlord.
- April 12, 2007
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Will Ferrell
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Funny Or Die
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Drew Antzis
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ChannelStarring Will Ferrell & Pearl
Also Featuring Adam McKay
Director/Editor/DP: Drew Antzis
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April 12, 2007
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The Landlord Will Ferrell Adam McKay Pearl Pearl The Landlord Pearl McKay Landlord will ferrell landlord Celebrity Saturday Night Live drunk baby kid landlady land lady fight drunk beer drunk baby madonna late rent fight give me my money bitch where's the rent pay money kids cute kids hilarious adorable swearing swears work cry crying streets homeless jobs drink drunk alcoholic drinking buzzed wasted beer four beers mommyAdam McKay: So, it says here Madonna is
reinventing herself again.
Adam McKay: Hey, did you get that letter from the doctor yet?
Will Ferrell: I did.
Adam McKay: What did it say?
Will Ferrell: My dad's gay.
Adam McKay: I knew it.
Adam McKay: Those blood tests don't lie.
[knock at the door]
Adam McKay: Who's that?
Will Ferrell: It's my landlord, Pearl.
[door knocks]
Will Ferrell: I'm really late on my rent.
Adam McKay: Oh, I'm getting out of
here man.
She's nasty.
Will Ferrell: No, no, please, I need you to stay.
Adam McKay: This is going to be ugly.
Will Ferrell: Hi Pearl.
Pearl: Where's the rent?
Will Ferrell: You don't have to raise your voice.
Pearl: You pay now!
Will Ferrell: I can give you half.
Pearl: You pay...
Pearl: ...now, bitch!
Will Ferrell: Hey don't talk to me like that, okay.
Pearl: I'm tired of this crap.
Will Ferrell: Look, I...I thought I was clear
in my email,
Will Ferrell: that I need a couple of weeks.
Pearl: I work too hard...
Will Ferrell: Can I just get two more weeks?
Pearl: I want my money.
Will Ferrell: You need to relax.
Pearl: You're an asshole!
Will Ferrell: Uh-uh!
Pearl: I want my money, bitch.
Will Ferrell: Hey don't call me a bitch.
Will Ferrell: I'm a grown man!
Pearl: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...
Will Ferrell: God you're mean.
[he weeps]
[she laughs]
Will Ferrell: Don't make fun of me crying.
Pearl: You'll be evicted.
Will Ferrell: I'm not doing so good Pearl.
Pearl: I put you on the streets.
Will Ferrell: Pearl, I'm gonna pay you.
Will Ferrell: I'm working 3 jobs right now.
Will Ferrell: I'm working nights. I'm driving a cab.
Will Ferrell: I'm inside with my buddy right
now just going over my resume.
Pearl: I'm gonna smack you.
Will Ferrell: Okay, you know what.
Will Ferrell: You need to relax.
Pearl: I want my money!!
Will Ferrell: Look, why do you need your
money so fast? C'mon.
Pearl: I need to get my drink on.
Will Ferrell: You scare me.
Pearl: You're an alcoholic.
Pearl: Can I have 4 beers?
Will Ferrell: Seriously, you are an alcoholic.
Will Ferrell: Yeah you're drunk.
Will Ferrell: I knew it.
Will Ferrell: You're already drunk.
Pearl: I'm just buzzed.
Will Ferrell: You're in no condition to
deal with this right now.
Pearl: I'm taking my beer.
Will Ferrell: Just take your beer and get
out of here okay.
Will Ferrell: Yeah we'll talk tomorrow.
Will Ferrell: This isn't over.
Pearl: Come, mommy.
Will Ferrell: Jesus.