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SO, IT SAYS HERE MADONNA IS REINVENTING HERSELF AGAIN.
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HEY, DID YOU GET THAT LETTER FROM THE DOCTOR YET?
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I DID.
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WHAT DID IT SAY?
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MY DAD'S GAY.
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I KNEW IT.
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THOSE BLOOD TESTS DON'T LIE.
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[KNOCK AT THE DOOR]
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WHO'S THAT?
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IT'S MY LANDLORD, PEARL.
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[DOOR KNOCKS]
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I'M REALLY LATE ON MY RENT.
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OH, I'M GETTING OUT OF
HERE MAN. SHE'S NASTY.
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NO, NO, PLEASE, I NEED YOU TO STAY.
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THIS IS GOING TO BE UGLY.
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HI PEARL.
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WHERE'S THE RENT?
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO RAISE YOUR VOICE.
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YOU PAY NOW!
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I CAN GIVE YOU HALF.
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YOU PAY...
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...NOW, BITCH!
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HEY DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT, OKAY.
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I'M TIRED OF THIS CRAP.
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LOOK, I...I THOUGHT I WAS CLEAR
IN MY EMAIL, THAT I NEED A
COUPLE OF WEEKS.
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I WORK TOO HARD...
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CAN I JUST GET TWO MORE WEEKS?
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I WANT MY MONEY.
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YOU NEED TO RELAX.
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YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
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UH-UH!
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I WANT MY MONEY, BITCH.
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HEY DON'T CALL ME A BITCH.
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I'M A GROWN MAN!
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BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, BITCH...
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GOD YOU'RE MEAN.
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[WEEPS]
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[LAUGHS]
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DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME CRYING.
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YOU'LL BE EVICTED.
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I'M NOT DOING SO GOOD PEARL.
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I PUT YOU ON THE STREETS.
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PEARL, I'M GONNA PAY YOU.
I'M WORKING 3 JOBS RIGHT NOW.
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I'M WORKING NIGHTS. I'M DRIVING A CAB.
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I'M INSIDE WITH MY BUDDY RIGHT
NOW JUST GOING OVER MY RESUME.
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I'M GONNA SMACK YOU.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT.
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YOU NEED TO RELAX.
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I WANT MY MONEY!!
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LOOK, WHY DO YOU NEED YOUR
MONEY SO FAST? C'MON.
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I NEED TO GET MY DRINK ON.
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YOU SCARE ME.
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YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC.
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CAN I HAVE 4 BEERS?
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SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC.
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YEAH YOU'RE DRUNK.
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I KNEW IT.
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YOU'RE ALREADY DRUNK.
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I'M JUST BUZZED.
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YOU'RE IN NO CONDITION TO
DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
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I'M TAKING MY BEER.
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JUST TAKE YOUR BEER AND GET
OUT OF HERE OKAY.
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YEAH WE'LL TALK TOMORROW.
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THIS ISN'T OVER.
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COME, MOMMY.
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JESUS.
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