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"MY KID" by Zach & Eli

Eli Braden and Zach Selwyn update Mickey Avalon's classic "MY DICK" for fathers everywhere.

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Added about 7 months ago

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Categories: Not Safe For Work Music Parody

Keywords: Eli Braden Zach Selwyn Joel West Jesse My Kid Mickey Avalon Dirt McNasty

Credits: Starring Eli Braden, Zach Selwyn and Joel West /// Lyrics by Eli Braden & Zach Selwyn /// Directed and Edited by Jesse Selwyn

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