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restraining orders are just another way to say i love you… i currently have five people that love me…
stalkers are people too.
“stocking builds up an appetite.” awesome line.
ha! Good stuff!
You are brilliant!!!! Or a pizza…bring it to the van that’s been sitting across the street for the last 3 days… ROFLMAO!!
lmfao!!!standing outside the window…sniffing your underpants…hahahahahahahaha
Hey, stalkers are people too!!! LMAO
LMFAO
that is so funny!
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restraining orders are just another way to say i love you… i currently have five people that love me…
stalkers are people too.
“stocking builds up an appetite.” awesome line.
ha! Good stuff!
You are brilliant!!!! Or a pizza…bring it to the van that’s been sitting across the street for the last 3 days… ROFLMAO!!
lmfao!!!standing outside the window…sniffing your underpants…hahahahahahahaha
Hey, stalkers are people too!!! LMAO
LMFAO
that is so funny!
that is so funny!