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Congressman Paul Ryan knows all about the "inner-city" experience, he just has some trouble finding the right words to describe it.
Published March 21, 2014 62k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring- Ben Rodgers
Written by Eliza Skinner
Directed by Nick Corirossi and Charles Ingram
Director of Photography - Aaron Ulrich
Gaffer - Matt Sweeney
Production Designer - Tricia Robertson
Illustrator- Jenny Fine
Hair & Make Up Artist - Jen Osborne
Wardrobe Stylist - Melissa Gould McNeely
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
Editor - Caleb Swyers
Production Assistant - Parker Seaman
Production Manager - Jacob Geller
Producer - Sean Boyle
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Published March 21, 2014

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WELL LET'S BE CLEAR.

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I NEVER SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.

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I SAID, INNER CITY PEOPLE.

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I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP POOR PEOPLE
BE LESS LAZY, AND

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THE LIBERAL MEDIA TRIES TO SPIN
THIS INTO SOME RACIST WITCH HUNT.

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OH, UH, JELLYBEAN?

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I LOVE THEM, EXCEPT
THESE INNER CITY ONES.

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BLACK ONES.

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I'M NOT MAKING THIS STUFF UP,
YOU KNOW. I'VE DONE MY RESEARCH.

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THE INNER CITY IS A SCARY PLACE.
AND YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY TOO.

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YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE
OBESITY EPIDEMIC.

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IT'S OUT OF CONTROL.

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WHAT ABOUT THIS DVD?

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THIS? I THOUGHT
THIS WAS SOMETHING ELSE.

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I MEAN, YOU NAME A MOVIE THE
INNER CITY STALLION.

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IT'S THE BLACK STALLION.

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WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT IS THE KIDS.

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CHILDREN TODAY DON'T HAVE A SENSE
OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HOLD DOWN

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A JOB. SO WE'RE WORKING ON A
CHILDREN'S BOOK. IT'S CALLED

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SAMMY THE INNER CITY KITTY.

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WHICH ONE IS SAMMY, AND WHICH ONE IS
GARY?

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OH, SAMMY'S THE INNER CITY CAT.

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AND GARY'S THE WHITE CAT.

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GARY IS HARD AT WORK. HE'S GOT HIS BRIEFCASE.
HE'S GETTING TO

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WORK ON TIME. HE'S MAKING SURE HE'S
ON TIME.

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SAMMY'S LAZY, SO, HE CAN'T HOLD DOWN
A JOB, AND IT'S NEVER

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GARY'S FAULT.

28

YOU WORK HARD, YOU GET AHEAD.
UH, AND YOU'RE NOT FROM THE INNER CITY

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UH, YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE.

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PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT,
BUT AMERICA'S IN A CRISIS.

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WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO STOP IT.
OUR ECONOMY IS DYING.

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OUR CITIES ARE DYING. PICK UP A
NEWSPAPER IF YOU CAN FIND ONE.

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IT'S RIGHT THERE IN INNER CITY AND WHITE.

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BUT I LIKE TO THINK THAT WE'RE
NOT DEAD. I LIKE TO THINK WE'RE

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JUST IN HIBERNATION LIKE THIS
INNER CITY BEAR.

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I THINK YOU MEAN BLACK BEAR.

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PRETTY SURE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
SAY INNER CITY, BUT I KNOW

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WHAT YOU MEAN.

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(LAUGHS)

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MR. RYAN, HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE?

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UH, DO YOU HAVE ALMOND MILK?

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I'M SORRY, NO.

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I'LL TAKE IT NEGRO.

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