You Got An Awful Purdy Mouth!
It was not long ago I did a job in OKC. Now most of these folks are fairly normal, for OKC that is.grin But a few I had on my job were exactly like Bubba. In fact, his name was Bubba!... more »
It was not long ago I did a job in OKC. Now most of these folks are fairly normal, for OKC that is.grin But a few I had on my job were exactly like Bubba. In fact, his name was Bubba!
All I could think of was "holy shit, the movie Deliverance was not fiction"! Now I have to admit it's not easy talking like a real hillbillie! It's hard to fake that shit. But Bubba just kinda, well, got into it! « less
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It was not long ago I did a job in OKC. Now most of these folks are fairly normal, for OKC that is.grin But a few I had on my job were exactly like Bubba. In fact, his name was Bubba!
All I could think of was "holy shit, the movie Deliverance was not fiction"! Now I have to admit it's not easy talking like a real hillbillie! It's hard to fake that shit. But Bubba just kinda, well, got into it!
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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Everwun has hullered racial slurs
Everwun has whizzled at purdy girls
Herdjer woman say "doze purdy flares"
Herd Good Ole Boyz say they dunt care
Chorus:
Sumthun that ya'll never herd
Till ya kum down south
You got an awful purdy mouth
Jewz heard the bahs say "don't make me shout"
Heard son "muchablige fer helping out
Heard ole boyz say "like that shovelay
Herd there's sum gurlz won't give it away
Chorus:
Sumthun that ya'll never herd
Till ye kum down south
You got an awful purdy mouth
Bridge:
Don't furgitcher quive
Winya cunoo down the rive
If Ned can't maker you wun't stand a chance
Choocan be sure we'll delive
If you git lost on the rive
We'll send you home withahtcher pants
Heard a blackun might be prisidint
Heard theers wun wit nuttin in her pants
Heard theers wun that's pissed off all the time
Everwun has whizzled at purdy girls
Herdjer woman say "doze purdy flares"
Herd Good Ole Boyz say they dunt care
Chorus:
Sumthun that ya'll never herd
Till ya kum down south
You got an awful purdy mouth
Jewz heard the bahs say "don't make me shout"
Heard son "muchablige fer helping out
Heard ole boyz say "like that shovelay
Herd there's sum gurlz won't give it away
Chorus:
Sumthun that ya'll never herd
Till ye kum down south
You got an awful purdy mouth
Bridge:
Don't furgitcher quive
Winya cunoo down the rive
If Ned can't maker you wun't stand a chance
Choocan be sure we'll delive
If you git lost on the rive
We'll send you home withahtcher pants
Heard a blackun might be prisidint
Heard theers wun wit nuttin in her pants
Heard theers wun that's pissed off all the time
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