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Full Credits

Starring- Brian Huskey, Nick Swardson, John Farley, Sunny Mabrey, Mike Sica, Brian Hunt, Jason Rennebu and Saxon Anderson
Written by Nick Swardson
Directed by Nicholaus Goossen
Director of Photography - Matt Irwin
1st AC - Jefri Meintjtes
Gaffer -David Cronin
Key Grip - Dom D'Astice
Production Designer - Tricia Robertson
Wardrobe Stylist - Michelle Thompson
Make Up Artist - Amy Mills and Brenna Haukedahl
Sound Mixer - Shannon Deane for BoTown Sound
1st Assistant Director - Sean Decanay
Production Assistant - Michael McAlister
Unit Production Manager - Jacob Geller
Editor - Chris Poole
Producer - Sean Boyle

Transcript

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