Funny or Die Picks

 
The Veteran Cop and The Veteran Cop from The Birthday Boys
The Veteran Cop and The Veteran Cop
(3:36) He's a veteran cop with a no nonsense attitude, but what...
 
WEED OUT YOUR MAN-GARDEN WITH FOD from Norelco
WEED OUT YOUR MAN-GARDEN WITH FOD
(2:39) FOD writers bare all with personal grooming stories
 
Cooking By The Book Ft. Lil Jon from TubularGoldmine
Cooking By The Book Ft. Lil Jon
(1:19) Lil Jon Is Certainly Willing To Work With Anyone
 
Stavenhagen's Food Pawn Shop with Steve Buscemi and Will Ferrell from Adam "Ghost Panther" McKay and Will Ferrell
Stavenhagen's Food Pawn Shop with Steve Buscemi an...
(4:37) Will the bad economy come to this? Selling food for mone...
 
Brocabulary 101 from Brocabulary
Brocabulary 101
(1:20) "Masturdate" (when dinner and a movie means nachos and a porno) plus more defi...
 
Richard Simmons Outtakes from That Happened!
Richard Simmons Outtakes
(2:04) Finally, The Truth About Richard Simmons
 
Teamwork from BriTANicK
Teamwork
(1:38) Brian and Nick put their heads together. Winner of the NY Comedy Festival's Web Video...
 
Terrible Hilarious Accidents from That Happened!
Terrible Hilarious Accidents
(3:46) An actual video from insurance companies on worker safety. "It only takes a second....

User Picks

 
Vote No on Prop 8: Family (Molly Ringwald) from HomoTracker
Vote No on Prop 8: Family (Molly Ringwald)
(0:57) Do certain married people in your life have gay friends,...
 
Vote No on Prop 8: Yes vs. No from HomoTracker
Vote No on Prop 8: Yes vs. No
(0:54) You know voting NO on Prop 8 is the right thing to do. Now you need to convince your fr...
 
Intervention with Kristin Chenoweth from Kristin Chenoweth and Drew
Intervention with Kristin Chenoweth
(3:46) The Tony-Award winning actress and star of "Pushing...
 
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy from velcrocity
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy
(5:45) Nicolas Cage, Calista Flockhart & Sean Connery
 
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Gets RICK ROLLED from That Happened!
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Gets RICK ROLLED
(2:12) The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Gets Rick Rolled By T...
 
Cancer Isn't Cool w/ Jack McBrayer from Stand Up To Cancer and Jack McBrayer
Cancer Isn't Cool w/ Jack McBrayer
(2:05) These ladies don't think Cancer is very cool. Stand up ...
 
Celebrity Jeopardy from Nino
Celebrity Jeopardy
(6:16) Tom Cruise, Adam Sandler & Sean Connery

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Blah Blah Blahgs

 
"The new Ipod "Touch Me.""
"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
""Introducing the new 13-inch MacBook""
"This man has just created 1 million more PC users and 2 million more lesbians."
- Noun
"My Porn name is Steve Hand-Jobs."
""Welcome to the firm Peter, I think you'll make a great addition to the team. Just let me check your MySpace page real quick, really more of a formality than anything...""
"He had me BEFORE hello"
"Hanes sent a spy to fruit of the loom headquarters to find out their secrets. unfortunately for everyone, he was spotted..."
"This has been a Public Announcement for Internet Safety."
""How do ya like *these apples*?""
"The new Ipod "Touch Me.""
                     
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