i have cold hands. I hate breath, not the smell, obviously, that's universal, it's the feel of it, d...
more >i have cold hands. I hate breath, not the smell, obviously, that's universal, it's the feel of it, don't like it. It makes me squirm or giggle but both usually end up in a fight. I enjoy peanut butter, but not peanut butter flavored anything (the cookies make me want to vomit) same with banana; call me a purist. I believe in waxing vs shaving. If you don't like something pull it out by the root, otherwise it's just going to grow back sharp and angry. Thats a slogan i apply to my life.
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When it absolutely positively has to be there over night or you’re dead: use DedEx
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I fell asleep, is it over?