Billy and Sally just wanted Frosty the Snowman to be real, but this is probably too real.
Published December 20, 2015 39k views The Crypt More Info »
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Talent:
Frosty - Mark David Christenson
Santa - Allan McLeod
Sally - Helena Claussen
Billy - Nicholos Polley
Writer/Director - Pat O'Brien
Executive Producer - Christian Heuer
Producer - Eleanor Winkler
Coordinator - Jasmin Guzman
DP - Matt Sweeney
1AC - Daniella Nowitz
Gaffer - Steven St Peter
Key Grip - Rene Yescas
Swing - Eduardo Zamora
Production Designer - Ashley Swanson
Art Director - Nash Dutton
HMU - Rachel Kooyman
Sound Mixer - Ryan Kaiser
Set Teacher - Maximilian Zarou
PAs - Edgar Castillo and Amelia Card
Editor - Hannah Levy
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Published: December 20, 2015
Transcript

[music]
There. Now all we have
to do is place the hat on his
head, and wish for him to
come to life.
Together: We wish that
Frosty the Snowman was real.
[sounds of magic]
Happy birthday!
Aaah!
Billy. Sally.
It's a winter miracle.
Who are you?
What do you want?
Why, I'm Frosty the Snowman
of course.
You're not a Snowman.
You're just a regular adult man.
Yes exactly. A real man.
Just like you kids wished for.
Yippee!
We wished our Snowman
would come to live, but we
imagined that he'd still
be a snowman.
Come, watch me run and play.
Look, you're not what
we wished for. Alright?
Our step-dad's coming home
soon, and he'll kick your ass
if he sees you.
Now get out of here before
I call the cops.
[mysterious music]
Let's go Sally.
Then kill me.
You heard me.
You don't want me?
Then kill me.
End my pain.
Look mister, we're not
going to kill you.
We just can't have some
nude man hanging around.
You don't get it. I'm
no one. Born from nothing, and
snow. From black magic that
you children conjured,
and now you reject me?
Say I'm too real?
No! You started this
nightmare. Now you have to
finish it.
Where did you get a gun?
Anyone can get a gun!
Now go ahead.
Send me to Hell where
I belong.
[gun cocks]
Hold it right there Billy.
Santa!
Give me that gun.
(whispers) Santa.
Now, you built this snowman, so you got to
take care of him. Like it
or not. Besides, the
only killing Santa condones
is killing it on the dance floor.
[music]
♪ Now watch me whip ♪
♪ Now watch me nae nae ♪
♪ Watch me
whip whip ♪
♪ Watch me nae nae ♪
[series of swooshes]
[door hinge swinging]

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