Celebrities See All

Close

Quick Links

or
You are viewing Favorites - 1 of 3
Ben Stiller, Kristen Wiig, Jack Black, Matt Damon, Sean Penn, Ted Danson, Mary... more »
Published October 17, 2011 570k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Ben Stiller, President William J. Clinton, Kristen Wiig, Matt Damon, Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, Jack Black, Ted Danson, & Mary Steenburgen
Directed by Josh Greenbaum
Produced by Christin Trogan
Co-Producers: Andrew Corkin & Bryan Reisberg
Associate Producers: Matt Snetzko & Michelle Fox
Executive Producer: Mike Farah, Matt Pohlson, Ryan Cummins, & Control Room
Written by Alex Fernie, Josh Greenbaum, & Matt Pohlson
Second Unit Director: Lauren Palmigiano
Director of Photography: Matthew Santo
Edited by Danny Jelinek
B-Camera Operator: Bernard Hunt
B-Camera First AC: George Alvarez
Second Unit Director of Photography: Brian Lane
First AD: Tomas "Dutch" Deckaj
First ACs: Erika Houle & Waris Supanpong
Second ACs: Cory Stambler & Caitlin Marchak
DITs: Julia Pastermak & Joe Bearese
Gaffers: Scott Templeton & Jesse Skough
Key Grip: Brian Yost
Best Boy Electric: Andrew Hubbard & Dave Palestine
Grip: Jeff Clark
Sound Mixers: Brennan McVicar, Hunt Beaty, BoTown Sound
Post Sound Design: John Carter
Visual Effects: Brad Clapper
Production Designer: Annie Simeone
Art Director: Nick Horton
Set Dresser: Patrick Stafford
Prop Master: Boaz
Hair & Makeup: Christy Diane Smith & Marni Gianotti
Wardrobe: Sinclair Tucker
Assistant to Mr. Farah: Joe Farrell
Assistant to Mr. Greenbaum: Kate Previte
Key Production Assistant: Peter Donahue
Production Assistants: Paul Dadowski, Brendan Donahue, Daphne Gardner
Special Thanks: Uncorked Productions (http://anuncorkedproduction.com/), Mike Rosenstein, Matt LaBov, Rachel Karten, Shilpa Joshi, Chevenee Reavis, Beau Gordon, Josh Katz, Sarah Lin, Megan Zaitz, Marla Farrell, Allison Douglas, Danielle Connelly

1

(typewriter tapping)

2

Stiller: All right, come on, guys ...

3

It's been two hours,
we don't have anything.

4

President Clinton called
on us to use our celebrity

5

creativity to brainstorm
new initiatives to help this

6

foundation do even more
good in the next 10 years.

7

He's gonna be calling any second now.

8

Yes?

9

Kristen: Um, first of all,
thanks for calling on me.

10

It's been awhile.

11

I have three words, global
breathing initiative.

12

Stiller: Global breathing
initiative? Keep talking.

13

Kristen: Okay, well, we all know that

14

the foundation has retrofitted buildings

15

all over the world to
reduce carbon emissions,

16

but what about the people
inside the building?

17

Stiller: So you're saying ...

18

you're saying ... What are you saying?

19

Kristen: Every time we exhale,

20

we release carbons into
the atmosphere, right?

21

So what if everyone in the
world holds their breath

22

for one minute every day?

23

Stiller: I know they say
there are no bad ideas

24

in brainstorming, but
that's a horrible idea.

25

Kristen: Is it?

26

Stiller: Please don't say
anything like that again.

27

Kristen: Is it horrible or is it the best?

28

Stiller: What do you got, Danson?

29

You've been pretty quiet.

30

Danson: All right, off the top of my head,

31

what if we were to start an entrepreneur

32

mentoring program that
would provide 72,500 hours

33

of pro bono consulting
to urban entrepreneurs?

34

Steenburgen: That is a beautiful idea.

35

Danson: God, I love you.

36

Stiller: That would be a great idea if we

37

hadn't already done it and
you hadn't just read it.

38

Danson: No, I didn't.

39

Stiller: For sure.

40

Danson: I didn't read
it. I would not read it.

41

Penn: I have an idea.

42

(snaps finger)

43

Stiller: Ah! Finally,
somebody comes prepared.

44

Penn: Please pass them down.

45

It's a very simple initiative ...

46

whereby people do not steal my lunch

47

from the break room frig.

48

That's specifically why
I put my name on the bag.

49

Stiller: Okay.

50

Penn: Simple initiative.

51

Stiller: Okay, who's
taking Sean's sandwiches?

52

Hmm? The fact that he
has to make up a flyer

53

saying, "Stop Stealing My Sandwiches" ...

54

Damon: Can we talk about
a serious problem here?

55

Stiller: Yes! Matt, please, go ahead.

56

Damon: Our team spirit ...

57

... Which is why I've
been saying we need to

58

start the office softball team.

59

I mean, I can play third base,

60

I can play first base,
I can play center field,

61

I can play short field ...
Danson can pitch, right?

62

Danson: Oh yeah! Hey, I can
still throw some real fire!

63

Steenburgen: He really can ...
Ted throws fire all the time.

64

Stiller: You know what,
that's really private.

65

Kirsten: I got four words ...

66

Stiller: Two words, shut up!

67

Kirsten: You got it.

68

Black: Ben, I got something.

69

Stiller: Hey, Jack Black!

70

Black: What's up, guys?

71

Stiller: Thanks for
turning on your computer

72

and sitting in front of it.

73

Black: Every good foundation
needs a theme song, right?

74

Well, how about this ...

75

♫ (lyrics) The Clinton
Foundation fightin' global issues

76

through business-oriented solutions ... ♫

77

Stiller: Jack! Jack!

78

Black: What?

79

Stiller: That's great, you froze.

80

Black: Really? It seems
totally clear on my end.

81

Stiller: Come on, guys, we
REALLY gotta pick it up here.

82

Damon: Are we just
dropping the softball idea?

83

Stiller: Yes, we are. We
are dropping that idea.

84

Kristen: Oh! I got it! I got it!

85

Eleven words: International Bake Sale

86

Changing The World One Cookie At A Time.

87

Penn: Cookies? You like cookies?

88

I like cookies, too!

89

That's why I pack them
in my lunch! My cookies!

90

My water! See? Same
thing, on my lunch bag.

91

Same thing. Simple initiative.

92

Phone: Hello?

93

Stiller: Shh! Shh! Shh!

94

Penn: Actionable, clear, let's do it.

95

Phone: Can you all hear
in that room over there?

96

Phone: Shh! Hello! Sir! President Clinton!

97

Hi, Sir! We didn't realize
you were on the line.

98

Phone: Well, I'm a bit busy, but

99

I just wanted to check in with y'all

100

because I know you're
doing such a good job.

101

I can't wait to hear
all the ideas you got.

102

Stiller: Well, we have a number of

103

very promising ideas that I can go through

104

with you right now ...

105

There's a, we're throwing around this

106

global ban on breathing idea ...

107

and the other was a, a,

108

Clinton Foundation softball team ...

109

Damon: The Clinton Clobberers, sir ...

110

And may I just say that the mascot

111

would be a cheetah, the
fastest animal on land.

112

Stiller: That's Matt Damon.

113

And last, but not least,
we were thinking that

114

every foundation should
have a theme song ...

115

Black: ♫ (lyrics) A decade of difference

116

is a whole lotta difference

117

it's 10 whole years different ... ♫

118

Phone: I'm gonna be honest with you,

119

in all my years in public service,

120

I have never, and I mean NEVER ...

121

heard so many amazing
ideas in one sentence.

122

Stiller: Thank you, sir! Thank you!

123

That's what we think, too!

124

Phone: Now, I don't want any of you

125

to leave that office until you have

126

all those great initiatives
fully mapped out

127

and worked out, you understand me?

128

Stiller: There's a lock on the door.

129

We're not going anywhere.

130

We're on it! We are on it, Sir!

131

Phone: Well, listen, I gotta run.

132

give this speech, but
I'll check back with you

133

in a couple hours and see how y'all doing.

134

I'm so proud of you guys,

135

you're my little celebrity army!

136

Stiller: Thank you, Mr.
President, God bless you.

137

Clinton: Kevin?

138

Stiller: And God bless America.

139

What'd I tell you about making
crank calls in my office?

140

Spacey: Not to do it.

141

Clinton: Not to do it without me.

142

Spacey: (laughs)

143

Clinton: You hungry?

144

Black: ♫ (lyrics) The Clinton
Foundation fighting global

145

issues through business-oriented solutions

146

The Clinton Foundation is the best one

147

in the world

148

Yeah ♫

149

You're not, I've gotta
whole, it gets better ...

Up Next:

First Interweb VIDEO

AUTOPLAY
Up Next In: 10
Advertisement
Advertisement

From Around the Web

More