Donald Trump attempts to distract the American people from the latest scandals... more »
Published February 17, 2017 410k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
TRUMP: Mike O'Gorman
DIRECTOR: Matt Mayer
WRITER: Zack Poitras
WRITER: Langan Kingsley
WRITER: Nate Dern
WRITER: Pat O'Brien
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Kate Lilly
PRODUCER: Hans Sahni
PRODUCTION COORDINATOR: Jack Bradley
DP: Matt Sweeney
DIT: William Maxwell
GAFFER: Jennifer Cohen
KEY GRIP: James Erwin
SOUND MIXER: Ryan Knouf
ART DIRECTOR: Justine Smith
HMU: Jen Osborne
WARDROBE: Jordy Scheinberg
PA: David Mclaughlin
POST PRODUCER: Alex Parks
EDITOR: Bryan Stratt
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857 Funny Votes
299 Die Votes
414,993 Views
Published: February 17, 2017
Transcript

Mike O'Gorman: Okay, crooked media, you,
Mike O'Gorman: I'm looking at you,
Mike O'Gorman: I'm looking at this
large woman over here,
Mike O'Gorman: your tireless reporting, okay,
Mike O'Gorman: has exposed liars in
my administration.
Mike O'Gorman: So, I called this news conference,
and you're gonna,
Mike O'Gorman: I mean you're gonna flip over this,
you're gonna love this,
Mike O'Gorman: I called this news conference to distract the
American people with some hilarious bullying.
Mike O'Gorman: Ding, ding, ding.
Round one. Fight.
Mike O'Gorman: Di-di-di-di-di.
Oh, this just in,
Mike O'Gorman: CNN is no longer fake news,
now they're super fake news.
Mike O'Gorman: That was a good one.
Did you see where I crumpled up the...
Mike O'Gorman: I thought that was good.
[Trump, shushing] Okay, quiet. Quiet down.
Mike O'Gorman: You know what?
I'm gonna stop you for a second,
Mike O'Gorman: [stammers] and I know this to be true,
Mike O'Gorman: CNN guy just farted.
Mike O'Gorman: I mean, it's a disgusting, ripe,
rotten egg, stinky poo-poo fart.
Mike O'Gorman: What is--
Is this what you do,
Mike O'Gorman: you come into other people's houses
and you just fart up the place?
Mike O'Gorman: Yeah, I mean of course I think
the immigrants should stay home,
Mike O'Gorman: and that's what I tell Melania.
Mike O'Gorman: And speaking of which,
I mean, you look like you should stay home.
Mike O'Gorman: Very brown. Very brown indeed.
Next.
Mike O'Gorman: And what they'll do is
they'll report that I farted, but I didn't fart,
Mike O'Gorman: and any of you are welcome
to come stand behind me
Mike O'Gorman: and take a whiff
of the fart that I did not make.
Mike O'Gorman: Oh.
Mike O'Gorman: No, I mean, your not a--
No, I'm not answering your question.
Mike O'Gorman: You're not attractive enough.
Oh, you, you're hot.
Mike O'Gorman: I'll answer your question.
Oh my.
Mike O'Gorman: Uh, let's see who's next.
Yes. Jewish.
Mike O'Gorman: By the way, I love Jews more
than anyone on the planet of Earth.
Mike O'Gorman: That being said, Jewish sit down,
shut up, and take off that silly hat.
Mike O'Gorman: Shut up!
Shut... up!
Mike O'Gorman: And again, I did not fart,
CNN guy farted,
Mike O'Gorman: and I would venture to
guess that it's so bad
Mike O'Gorman: that there's probably a
little piece of [bleep] in your britches.
Mike O'Gorman: What's that? I can't understand you.
I'm eating my snack.
Mike O'Gorman: It's snack time.
Mike O'Gorman: Mmm.
Mike O'Gorman: 306, okay. 306.
Mike O'Gorman: That's the highest number of
electoral votes since Ronald Reagan.
Mike O'Gorman: Shh. Ab-ba, ab-ba.
Mike O'Gorman: I will interrupt you until
you shut your [bleep] mouth.
Mike O'Gorman: Every time I eat chips I get
so curious about how they're made,
Mike O'Gorman: how they make them tasty.
Mike O'Gorman: I mean these are the types of questions
that you guys should be asking me.
Mike O'Gorman: Alright, that's it for me folks.
I think you've all had enough.
Mike O'Gorman: I'll see you soon.
Mike O'Gorman: Made you flinch CNN.
Mike O'Gorman: What a wiener penis.

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