Perverts Spy on Hot Girl
Morris, Gelman, and Huskey catch each other stalking.
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Brad Schulz
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Written by Seth Morris. Starring Seth Morris, Brett Gelman, and Brian Huskey. Directed by Brad Schulz.
Written by Seth Morris. Starring Seth Morris, Brett Gelman, and Brian Huskey. Directed by Brad Schulz.
Added over 4 years ago
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Morris, Gelman, and Huskey catch each other stalking.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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[Music Playing]
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<v Seth Morris> [Whispering] I need to be with you. Oh. You're so beautiful.
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<v Seth Morris> Oh my god.
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<v Brett Gelman> Oh.
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<v Seth Morris> Holy sh**.
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<v Brett Gelman> Oh my God.
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<v Seth Morris> Okay. What the fu**?!
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<v Brett Gelman> Who's there?!
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<v Seth Morris> What do you think you're doing in here fu**in' pervert?
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<v Brett Gelman> Me?! What are you doing here you freak?
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<v Seth Morris> I'm...
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<v Brett Gelman> You're stalking that girl. That's what you're doing.
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<v Seth Morris> Sarah? No, I'm not.
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<v Brett Gelman> You know her name?
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<v Seth Morris> Yeah, uh, Sarah Tobin. I went on a date with her.
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<v Brett Gelman> That's fu**in' awesome.
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<v Seth Morris> [Laughs]
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<v Brett Gelman> All I've ever done is watch her at the place where she works.
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<v Seth Morris> Oh, you go to Perkin' For A Livin'? I've never seen you there.
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<v Brett Gelman> I don't actually go in. I just watch her from the park across the street.
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<v Seth Morris> Mhm.
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<v Brett Gelman> She doesn't have a restraining order against you?
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<v Seth Morris> No, no. Why? Has she got a restraining order against you?
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<v Brett Gelman> Ah, nothing official yet, but, uh, I got a court date on the fifteenth.
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<v Seth Morris> At least you get to see her in a dress.
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<v Brett Gelman> That's true.
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<v Brian Huskey> I've seen her in a dress!
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[Seth and Brett Scream]
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<v Brian Huskey> And I've got a restraining order. Sorry to scare you guys. My name's Leonard, it's nice to meet you.
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<v Brett Gelman> Did you say you have a restraining order?
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<v Brian Huskey> Yeah, yeah. Two years, a hundred yards.
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<v Seth Morris> Oh. Wow.
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<v Brian Huskey> Uh, this is just me, but until the authorities get involved, it's not true love.
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<v Seth Morris> You know, I love her enough to break into her house and steal this hair from her hairbrush.
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<v Brett Gelman> Quiet!
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<v Seth Morris> What?
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<v Brett Gelman> Who the fu** is that?
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<v Brian Huskey> Is that why she's been so happy lately?
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<v Seth Morris> Quiet! They're making out!
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[Zipper Unzips]
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<v Brett Gelman> Are you jerking off you fu**in' pervert?
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<v Seth Morris> Knock it off! She's an angel!
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[Spitting Sound] [Zipper Unzips]
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<v Brian Huskey> Dude. Look who's talkin'
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<v Brett Gelman> Wait for me.
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[Zipper Unzips]
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<v Brett Gelman> You guys disgust me.
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<v Seth Morris> You be quiet. You're a pig.
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<v Brian Huskey> You fu**in' monsters!
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[Gasps]
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<v Seth, Brett, and Brian> Oh! Ah! Oh yeah. [groans]
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