Morris, Gelman, and Huskey catch each other stalking.

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Written by Seth Morris. Starring Seth Morris, Brett Gelman, and Brian Huskey. Directed by Brad Schulz.

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November 18, 2008


[Music Playing]
Seth Morris: [Whispering] I need to be with you. Oh. You're so beautiful.
Seth Morris: Oh my god.
Brett Gelman: Oh.
Seth Morris: Holy sh**.
Brett Gelman: Oh my God.
Seth Morris: Okay. What the fu**?!
Brett Gelman: Who's there?!
Seth Morris: What do you think you're doing in here fu**in' pervert?
Brett Gelman: Me?! What are you doing here you freak?
Seth Morris: I'm...
Brett Gelman: You're stalking that girl. That's what you're doing.
Seth Morris: Sarah? No, I'm not.
Brett Gelman: You know her name?
Seth Morris: Yeah, uh, Sarah Tobin. I went on a date with her.
Brett Gelman: That's fu**in' awesome.
Seth Morris: [Laughs]
Brett Gelman: All I've ever done is watch her at the place where she works.
Seth Morris: Oh, you go to Perkin' For A Livin'? I've never seen you there.
Brett Gelman: I don't actually go in. I just watch her from the park across the street.
Seth Morris: Mhm.
Brett Gelman: She doesn't have a restraining order against you?
Seth Morris: No, no. Why? Has she got a restraining order against you?
Brett Gelman: Ah, nothing official yet, but, uh, I got a court date on the fifteenth.
Seth Morris: At least you get to see her in a dress.
Brett Gelman: That's true.
Brian Huskey: I've seen her in a dress!
[Seth and Brett Scream]
Brian Huskey: And I've got a restraining order. Sorry to scare you guys. My name's Leonard, it's nice to meet you.
Brett Gelman: Did you say you have a restraining order?
Brian Huskey: Yeah, yeah. Two years, a hundred yards.
Seth Morris: Oh. Wow.
Brian Huskey: Uh, this is just me, but until the authorities get involved, it's not true love.
Seth Morris: You know, I love her enough to break into her house and steal this hair from her hairbrush.
Brett Gelman: Quiet!
Seth Morris: What?
Brett Gelman: Who the fu** is that?
Brian Huskey: Is that why she's been so happy lately?
Seth Morris: Quiet! They're making out!
[Zipper Unzips]
Brett Gelman: Are you jerking off you fu**in' pervert?
Seth Morris: Knock it off! She's an angel!
[Spitting Sound] [Zipper Unzips]
Brian Huskey: Dude. Look who's talkin'
Brett Gelman: Wait for me.
[Zipper Unzips]
Brett Gelman: You guys disgust me.
Seth Morris: You be quiet. You're a pig.
Brian Huskey: You fu**in' monsters!
Seth, Brett, and Brian: Oh! Ah! Oh yeah. [groans]