Perverts Spy on Hot Girl

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Funny Or Die

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Brian Huskey

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Dustin Bowser

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Brad Schulz

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WEBVTT 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:12.000 [Music Playing] 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:20.000 <v Seth Morris> [Whispering] I need to be with you. Oh. You're so beautiful. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:25.000 <v Seth Morris> Oh my god. 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:26.000 <v Brett Gelman> Oh. 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.000 <v Seth Morris> Holy sh**. 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:31.000 <v Brett Gelman> Oh my God. 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:32.000 <v Seth Morris> Okay. What the fu**?! 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:33.000 <v Brett Gelman> Who's there?! 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:35.000 <v Seth Morris> What do you think you're doing in here fu**in' pervert? 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:38.000 <v Brett Gelman> Me?! What are you doing here you freak? 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:39.000 <v Seth Morris> I'm... 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:40.000 <v Brett Gelman> You're stalking that girl. That's what you're doing. 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:42.000 <v Seth Morris> Sarah? No, I'm not. 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:44.000 <v Brett Gelman> You know her name? 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:46.000 <v Seth Morris> Yeah, uh, Sarah Tobin. I went on a date with her. 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:48.000 <v Brett Gelman> That's fu**in' awesome. 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:49.000 <v Seth Morris> [Laughs] 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:51.000 <v Brett Gelman> All I've ever done is watch her at the place where she works. 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:53.000 <v Seth Morris> Oh, you go to Perkin' For A Livin'? I've never seen you there. 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:56.000 <v Brett Gelman> I don't actually go in. I just watch her from the park across the street. 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:57.000 <v Seth Morris> Mhm. 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:58.000 <v Brett Gelman> She doesn't have a restraining order against you? 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:01.000 <v Seth Morris> No, no. Why? Has she got a restraining order against you? 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:04.000 <v Brett Gelman> Ah, nothing official yet, but, uh, I got a court date on the fifteenth. 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:06.000 <v Seth Morris> At least you get to see her in a dress. 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:07.000 <v Brett Gelman> That's true. 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:08.000 <v Brian Huskey> I've seen her in a dress! 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:09.000 [Seth and Brett Scream] 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:12.000 <v Brian Huskey> And I've got a restraining order. Sorry to scare you guys. My name's Leonard, it's nice to meet you. 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:14.000 <v Brett Gelman> Did you say you have a restraining order? 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:17.000 <v Brian Huskey> Yeah, yeah. Two years, a hundred yards. 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:18.000 <v Seth Morris> Oh. Wow. 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:20.000 <v Brian Huskey> Uh, this is just me, but until the authorities get involved, it's not true love. 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:24.000 <v Seth Morris> You know, I love her enough to break into her house and steal this hair from her hairbrush. 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:27.000 <v Brett Gelman> Quiet! 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:28.000 <v Seth Morris> What? 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:29.000 <v Brett Gelman> Who the fu** is that? 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:31.000 <v Brian Huskey> Is that why she's been so happy lately? 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:33.000 <v Seth Morris> Quiet! They're making out! 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:35.000 [Zipper Unzips] 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:40.000 <v Brett Gelman> Are you jerking off you fu**in' pervert? 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:42.000 <v Seth Morris> Knock it off! She's an angel! 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:46.000 [Spitting Sound] [Zipper Unzips] 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:47.000 <v Brian Huskey> Dude. Look who's talkin' 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:49.000 <v Brett Gelman> Wait for me. 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:50.000 [Zipper Unzips] 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:52.000 <v Brett Gelman> You guys disgust me. 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:53.000 <v Seth Morris> You be quiet. You're a pig. 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:54.000 <v Brian Huskey> You fu**in' monsters! 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:55.000 [Gasps] 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:13.000 <v Seth, Brett, and Brian> Oh! Ah! Oh yeah. [groans]