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Ever since The Dark Knight Rises ended, Bane has had to go back to the real world.
Published August 07, 2012 1.1m views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring - Chris Kattan
Director/Editor - Pat Bishop
DP - Mike Manasewitsch
Gaffer - Liz Yarwood
Effects Makeup - Chris Mills
Sound - BoTown Sound
PA - Matt Sweeney
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Published August 07, 2012

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[MUSIC]

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>: What are you?

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>: I'm Gotham's reckoning.

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[SOUND].

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[MUSIC]

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I changed my behavior [INAUDIBLE] looking
towards the

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light as opposed to looking forward to the
dark.

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[MUSIC]

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I've lost a considerable amount of weight,
I was, I guess you could say bulimic.

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[MUSIC]

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I thought I was fat.

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I compared myself too much to other
people's figures.

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Hello.

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[SOUND] Excuse me, would you please pick
up your trash?

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Oh.

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What?

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It's not cool to litter.

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[SOUND] Gotham really isn't really that
bad

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[MUSIC]

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Except for the traffic.

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[NOISE] Go ahead.

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Do you still serve breakfast?

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>: I did not understand what you said.

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>: I don't understand what you're saying.

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>: I'm sorry.

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Sometimes I miss ripping out people's
throats and threatening the

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world with a nuclear bomb, but I started
taking flute lessons.

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>: Started a hat collection, only five
hats so far.

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I was born in the shadows, The Shadows is
a gated community just outside of Gotham.

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I don't know if I'm gonna continue
watching

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Newsroom, I love Aaron Sorkin, let me get
that.

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>: No, it's find, it's fine.

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>: No it's fine, it's fine.

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>: Alright.

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I loved Moneyball.

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>: See ya.

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>: Let me know if you'd like to hang out
sometime.

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Are you empty my little friend?

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[SOUND] Oh, I've been getting into online
dating.

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I send them a picture they never respond.

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[MUSIC]

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Oh, hello AAA?

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Yes, I've locked my keys in my car.

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[MUSIC]

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[MUSIC]

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Hello, AAA, do you unlock houses?

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[SOUND]

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