Ever since The Dark Knight Rises ended, Bane has had to go back to the real world.
Published August 07, 2012 1.1m views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Chris Kattan
Director/Editor - Pat Bishop
DP - Mike Manasewitsch
Gaffer - Liz Yarwood
Effects Makeup - Chris Mills
Sound - BoTown Sound
PA - Matt Sweeney
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Published August 07, 2012


> What are you?

> I'm Gotham's reckoning.
I changed my behavior [INAUDIBLE] looking
towards the
light as opposed to looking forward to the
I've lost a considerable amount of weight,
I was, I guess you could say bulimic.
I thought I was fat.
I compared myself too much to other
people's figures.
[SOUND] Excuse me, would you please pick
up your trash?
It's not cool to litter.
[SOUND] Gotham really isn't really that
Except for the traffic.
[NOISE] Go ahead.
Do you still serve breakfast?

> I did not understand what you said.

> I don't understand what you're saying.

> I'm sorry.
Sometimes I miss ripping out people's
throats and threatening the
world with a nuclear bomb, but I started
taking flute lessons.

> Started a hat collection, only five
hats so far.
I was born in the shadows, The Shadows is
a gated community just outside of Gotham.
I don't know if I'm gonna continue
Newsroom, I love Aaron Sorkin, let me get

> No, it's find, it's fine.

> No it's fine, it's fine.

> Alright.
I loved Moneyball.

> See ya.

> Let me know if you'd like to hang out
Are you empty my little friend?
[SOUND] Oh, I've been getting into online
I send them a picture they never respond.
Oh, hello AAA?
Yes, I've locked my keys in my car.
Hello, AAA, do you unlock houses?