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Ever since The Dark Knight Rises ended, Bane has had to go back to the real world.
Published August 07, 2012 1.1m views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring - Chris Kattan
Director/Editor - Pat Bishop
DP - Mike Manasewitsch
Gaffer - Liz Yarwood
Effects Makeup - Chris Mills
Sound - BoTown Sound
PA - Matt Sweeney
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Published: August 07, 2012

[MUSIC]
Ben Mendelsohn: What are you?
Tom Hardy: I'm Gotham's reckoning.
[SOUND].
[MUSIC]
Chris Kattan: I changed my behavior.
I've mellowed out a lot.
Chris Kattan: Going towards the light as opposed
to looking forward to the dark.
[MUSIC]
Chris Kattan: I've lost a considerable amount of weight,
I was, I guess you could say bulimic.
[MUSIC]
Chris Kattan: I thought I was fat.
Chris Kattan: I compared myself too much
to other people's figures.
Chris Kattan: Hello.
Chris Kattan: Excuse me, would you please pick
up your trash?
Chris Kattan: Oh.
Chris Kattan: What?
Chris Kattan: It's not cool to litter.
Chris Kattan: Gotham really isn't
really that bad,
Chris Kattan: except for
the traffic.
Chris Kattan: Go ahead.
Chris Kattan: Do you still serve
breakfast?
Restaurant Worker: I did not understand what you said.
Chris Kattan: I don't understand what
you're saying.
Restaurant Worker: Ahh!
Chris Kattan: I'm sorry.
Chris Kattan: Sometimes I miss ripping out people's
throats and threatening the
Chris Kattan: world with a nuclear bomb, but I started
taking flute lessons.
Chris Kattan: Started a hat collection, only five
hats so far.
Chris Kattan: I was born in the shadows, The Shadows is
a gated community just outside of Gotham.
Chris Kattan: I don't know if I'm gonna continue
watching
Chris Kattan: Newsroom, I love Aaron Sorkin.
Let me get that.
Male: No, it's find, it's fine.
Chris Kattan: Alright.
Chris Kattan: I loved Moneyball.
Male: See ya.
Chris Kattan: Let me know if you'd like to hang out
sometime.
Chris Kattan: Are you empty my little friend?
Chris Kattan: Ahh!
Chris Kattan: Oh, I've been getting
into online dating.
Chris Kattan: I send them a picture
they never respond.
[MUSIC]
Chris Kattan: Oh, hello AAA?
Chris Kattan: Yes, I've locked my
keys in my car.
Chris Kattan: ♪ You make me feel like
a million bucks ♪
Chris Kattan: ♪ [Inaudible] ♪
Chris Kattan: ♪ You can't see
[Inaudible] ♪
Chris Kattan: ♪ Don't ever look back,
don't ever look back ♪
[MUSIC]
Chris Kattan: Hello, AAA, do you
unlock houses?
Chris Kattan: (Sigh)

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