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Published May 10, 2012 140 views More Info ยป
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Published May 10, 2012
There's a baby in my bed?
There's a rats nest on my head?
Legos all over the room?
Purple Barbies in the pool?
I smell like old diaper cream?
Hubby's passed out by the screen?
Dinner's on the BBQ
Is that chicken or Tofu?

Pictures that I took
Posted on Facebook
That's me, oh well
It's a chat room blu
But I'm pretty sure
I fooled

Damn!

Last Friday Night
Yeah we cleaned the tabletops
All this madness needs to stop
Oven's on but I forgot

Last Friday Night
Yeah we played a lot of cards
And drove right past our old ba
Then we hit the mattress hard

Last Friday Night?
Went to Costco filled my cart?
Changed a diaper in the dark?
Had some wine with DVR

Last Friday Night
Did my daughter break the law? ?
All that texting's gotta stop stop
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday Night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

Trying to undo the knots
Gotta get my kids to floss?
Think my husband's in the ca
Escaping the chaos
Can't stop playing Words With Friends?
Need a q... and an "x!"
Think I need some Chardonnay
To take all the pain away

Pictures that I took
Posted on Facebook
That's me, oh well
It's a chat room blu
But I'm pretty sure
I fooled.

DAMN!

Last Friday Night?
Yeah we cleaned the tabletops
All this madness needs to stop
Oven's on but I forgot.

Last Friday Night
Yeah we played a lot of cards
And drove right past our old ba
Then we hit the mattress hard.

Last Friday Night?
Went to Costco filled my cart?
Changed a diaper in the dark?
Had some wine with DVR

Last Friday Night
Did my daughter break the law ?
All that texting's gotta stop stop
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night?
Do it all again?
This Friday night?
Do it all again?
This Friday night??

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Last Friday Night?
Yeah we cleaned the tabletops
All this madness needs to stop
Oven's on but I forgot

Last Friday Night
Yeah we played a lot of cards
And drove right past our old ba
Then we hit the mattress hard

Last Friday Night?
Went to Costco filled my cart?
Changed a diaper in the dark?
Had some wine with DVR

Last Friday Night
Did my daughter break the law ?
All that texting's gotta stop stop
Whoa-oh-oah

This Friday night?
Do it all again
This Friday Night
Do it all again.

This Friday night
Do it all again.
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