Starring: Bar Refaeli Written/Directed by Scott Gairdner Produced by Michelle Fox DP: Paul Rondeau AD: Rob Lopez AC/DIT: Nathan Danilczuk Gaffer: Justin Amorusi Key Grip: Dylan Laziza Swing: Joe Puolos Production Design: Noah Grant-Levine, Gino Fortebuono Wardrobe/Costumes: Tammy Gibbens Sound: Hunt Beaty/Silversound Hair: Stacia Sanchez Makeup: Makky P PA: Anna Dale-Meunier, Jonah Einstein, Mike Gugger, Jason Leung Featuring: Greg Beck, Andy Bustillos, Chris Chappell, Kevin Crooks, Phil del Costello, Eric Gersen, Bryan Kelley, Aaron Kheifets, Matt Little, Larry Marsee, Murf Meyer, Jerry Nwsosoucha, Morgan Phillips, Joey Price, Austin Rodrigues, Will Storie, Amos Vernon Special Thanks: Phil Sun, Elena Hunter, George Fares, Nate Dern
Hi. My name is Bar. I'm a model. I'm currently working as a model and actress, you know, just to pay the bills. But I need your help to make my real dream come true.
I would like to make a sex tape. Just to be clear, this would be a tape of me having sex with some dude, we'd do sex in many different sex positions for at least a few hours.
I know what you're thinking. Who would want to watch that? I'm not sure myself. But, maybe a small audience might want to watch me having sex. After all, I'm, I'm really good at it.
Now, here's where you come in. I'm hoping to possibly raise ten thousand dollars.
It's a lot, yes. But, I need great equipment. Only the clearest HD camera ought to capture my naked body perfectly.
[Men Yelling] [Change Clinking]
You probably still aren't sold, huh? So, here's a few incentives. If you pledge fifty dollars, I'll send you an autographed picture of me having sex. If you're into that kind of thing. For two-hundred-dollars, you can visit the set, and for one thousand dollars, I'll put you in the running to be the lucky guy.
With your pledges, I will craft a visceral portrait of the human body deep in lovers' embrace. Basically, I'm going to do it with a weiner. So please, give what you can. This project could not be more near and dear to my heart. And therefore, my boobs. Thank you for your time.
[Wood Breaking] [Crashing Sound]