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Additional Credits:
Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Camera Op: Cristina Dunlap
Editor: Ian Skalski
Camera Op: Matt Sweeney
Art: Tricia Robertson
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(ERIN): THIS IS
(ERIN AND BRYAN TOGETHER): THROWING SHADE.
(BRYAN): WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,
(ERIN): AND HOMOSENSUAL BRYAN SAFI,
(BRYAN): TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES
AND POLITICS,
(ERIN): AND POP CULTURE,
(BRYAN) AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH
LESS RESPECT THAN THEY DESERVE.
(ERIN): CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
BRYAN, HAVE YOU WATCHED THIS SHOW LOOKING?
I HAVE, AND IT'S GREAT, AND
I'M GLAD YOU'VE GOT THE
COMMEMORATIVE MUG.
WE'RE DOING PRODUCT
PLACEMENT NOW.
WE ARE.
FOR SHOWS THAT ARE ALREADY
ON THE AIR.
AND SHOWS THAT HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NOT ASKED US TO.
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IT'S SO NICE TO BE
IN THIS HOT BOX OF A STUDIO WHERE
THERE'S NO AC RUNNING.
NO.
IT'S 90 DEGREES OUTSIDE, AND
YOU'RE DRINKING A HOT TEA.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
IF YOU DRINK SOMETHING
HOT YOU'LL BE LESS HOT.
-OOH...
-YEAH.
YOU KNOW, I HATE HOT DRINKS.
I HATE THEM , HATE THEM--
I KNOW YOU DO, THAT'S WHY
TRY TO GET YOU TO DRINK
THEM ALL THE TIME, AND YOU
WON'T DO IT.
-THERE'S SOMETHING--
-EVEN IN THE WINTER.
I COULD LIKE GAG THINKING ABOUT
IT. IT'S SO GROSS
TO BE LIKE, UM-YUM, YUM, YUM,
WAKE UP, YOU PUT ON YOUR
KRISS KROSS, AND YOU GET
WARMED UP FOR THE DAY.
OH YOU JUMP, JUMP?
YEAH, EXACTLY.
KRISS KROSS WILL MAKE YOU JUMP, JUMP.
EXACTLY, SO I PUT ON MY KRISS
EVERY MORNING.
(ERIN): THE WIGGITY-WIGGITY-WIGGITY WACK DADDY?
THEN I DO CROSS STITCH AS I'M
WAKING UP. AND I WAKE UP,
GET MY MOUTH READY FOR ALL
MY TALKING, AND THEN UM--
ARE YOU THE MACK DADDY OR THE
DADDY MACK?
-I THINK I'M THE DADDY MACK.
-OK. YEAH.
I WOULD DO MACK DADDY.
-YEAH.
-YEAH.
ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
BECAUSE I'M WIGGITY-WIGGITY-WIGGITY WACK.
ACTUALLY, DID YOU LEGITIMATELY
PICK MACK DADDY?
YEAH.
I WOULD LEGITIMATELY
PICK DADDY MACK.
YEAH. EXACTLY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,
BUT IT MEANS A LOT.
YOU LIKE MACK TRUCKS, AND THAT'S
WHY YOU PICKED THAT ONE.
I DO, AND YOU LIKE MCDONALDS.
YEAH. THAT'S WHY.
IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.
HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? DID YOU
GO TO THE CIRCUS, OR GO TO THE MOON?
I DID ACTUALLY GO TO BOTH OF THOSE
THINGS AT MY
GRANPA'S 90TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.
THEN YOU DID GO TO BOTH THINGS THEN.
SO I SAW MY COUSINS.
-90?
-90.
WOW.
YEARS OLD.
IF ANYONE SAID TO ME WHEN I WAS 90-- MORE LIKE 90 YEARS YOUNG,
I WOULD SHOOT THEM SUCH A LOOK
THAT WOULD TURN THEM TO STONE.
HONESTLY, IT WAS MY NIGHTMARE,
BECAUSE I JUST SAW
ALL THE GIFTS HE WAS GETTING,
AND I THINK HE WAS VERY APPRECIATIVE,
BUT HIS NEIGHBOR IN THE DESERT
GAVE HIM A MUG WITH
FLOWERS PAINTED ON IT, AND I WOULD'VE
JUST THROWN IT AT HER.
WELL THIS IS ALL I'M GOING TO SAY
FOR MY 90TH BIRTHDAY.
THERE'S GOING TO BE A SIGN
ON MY DOOR, AND IT SAYS,
WARNING, YE WHO ENTER
THE BIRTHDAY
YOU NEED TO KNOW TO KNOW
THESE THINGS.
YEAH YOU SHOULD-- I'M GLAD YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT THIS NOW, BECAUSE
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS WOULD FLY
WHEN YOU'RE 90.
NUMBER 1, UNLESS BITCH IS BRINGING
ME A NEW LEG.
THIS 90 YEAR OLD BITCH, I'M
NOT INTERESTED.
I WANT NEW LEGS--
I CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU'RE OLD.
I WANT NEW LEGS, AND I WANT
A NEW HEART, AND I WANT A NEW FACE.
YOU MEAN YOU WANT--
AND I WANT MY EARS TO SHRINK,
BACK TO HOW THEY WERE WHEN
I WAS 40.
YEAH, YOU DO GET BIGGER EARS.
YEAH. AND I WANT THE NOSE HAIRS
OUT OF MY NOSE.
YOU CAN DO THAT NOW--
SO, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. COME ON IN ONE
AND ALL, IF YE DARE, WITH MY LEGS.
YEAH.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THAT'S ALL GOING
TO BE ON THE DOOR.
THEY WERE TAKING PICTURES OF
ALL OF US, AND HE WAS LIKE--
LIKE, GLAMOR? LIKE--
YEAH. GLAMOR SHOTS. WE WERE
DOING BOAS. I SAID GRANDPA
YOU WANNA DO A BOA, AND SOME
EYELINER?
HE WAS LIKE, NO. I WAS LIKE,
YOU CAN'T WALK, SO YOU DON'T
HAVE A CHOICE.
NOTHINGS FUNNIER, THAN AN OLD
MAN IN A WIG, AND A BOA.
PUTTING OLD PEOPLE IN CLOTHES
IS JUST LIKE PUTTING DOGS
IN CLOTHES. THEY CAN'T SAY NO.
THEY CAN'T SAY NO.
THERE'S NO CONSENT.
THEY LIKE TO PUT ON THE GIANT
HAT SOMBRERO AT SENIOR
FROGS, AND TAKE PICTURES
ABSOLUTELY. DOGS AND OLD
PEOPLE LOVE IT.
LOVE IT. I HAD A VERY COSMOPOLITAN WEEKEND.
YOU DID?
ART EXHIBITS. I WENT TO GO SEE THE
POLLOCK MURAL.
JACKSON POLLOCK?
AT THE GETTY. THE MURAL THAT HE HAD
IN PEGGY GUGGENHEIM'S
ENTRY WAY. WHICH IS LIKE, ONE OF THE
MOST IMPORTANT
WORKS OF ART IN AMERICA. AND SO
I SAW THAT, AND EVERYONE
WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD. DO
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I TOOK ALL MY NOTES.
YOU CALL IT THE MURAL?
IT'S CALLED A D'MURAL. YEAH.
OK.
THE JACKSON POLLOCK MURAL.
BUT IT'S NOT JUST CALLED THE MURAL.
IT IS CALLED THE MURAL.
BUT YOU CALL IT THE JACKSON
POLLOCK-- IT'S LIKE--
IT'S CALLED JACKSON
POLLOCK'S MURAL.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT LIKE,
YOU KNOW, TYLER PERRY'S MADEA?
WELL THAT WAS THE
MURAL NEXT DOOR.
OH, OKAY.
SO I SAW THE MURAL. WE WALKED
OUT, AND WENT, HUH,
HUH-HUH, HUH-HUH, HUH, BECAUSE
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT
-FOR A LITTLE BIT OF TIME.
-WHO DID YOU GO WITH?
-THE PERSON THAT
I'VE BEEN ON DATES WITH.
-MM-HMM.
AND, WE BOTH WALKED OUT, AND
WERE LIKE, OH WHAT I LIKED
WAS BLANK, WHAT I LIKED WAS BLANK.
THEN YOU WERE LIKE, "LET'S GO IN, AND
LET'S FINGER EACH OTHER'S
BUTTS IN FRONT OF IT, BECAUSE
YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE LIKE A
REAL-- YOU'RE LIKE OUT THERE.
YOU'RE LIKE INTO
PERFORMANCE ART.
YEAH. I REALLY AM.
NO. WE DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT.
THAT'S WHAT JACKSON POLLOCK DID.
DIDN'T HE PUT PAINT
IN HIS BUTT, AND HE JUST POOPED
IT ALL OVER. THAT'S NOT
FROM A PAINT BRUSH.
-OH, IT'S NOT.
-NO
- MM-HMM
-NO.
I AM ALSO READING GOING CLEAR.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT HAS TO
DO WITH MY JACKSON POLLOCK--
OH IT WAS JUST A FULL CHANGE
OF SUBJECT.
WHAT'S GOING
CLEAR, ABOUT PEE'ING CLEAR?
NO, THE BOOK ON SCIENTOLOGY.
WHY ARE YOU READING IT?
BECAUSE I HAVE TO DECIDE RATHER
OR NOT IF I'M GOING TO JOIN.
I STILL HAVEN'T MADE UP MY MIND.
WELL I HAVE THE
ANSWER, IT'S YES.
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'LL PUT THE BOOK DOWN.
EVERYTHING JUST SOUNDED
SO NICE ABOUT IT.
-GOING CLEAR.
-YEAH.
YOUR LIKE THE ALIENS IN THAT MOVIE...
WHERE THEY HAVE THE BUBBLE HEADS.
YEAH. MM-HMM.
MARS ATTACKS.
(ERIN): YOU KNOW HOW THEY HAVE SEE
THROUGH BODIES?
(BRYAN): WELL, YEAH. THE RELIGION AS
YOU KNOW IS CALLED SCIENTOLOGY COLON, WE
STOLE IT FROM MARS ATTACKS.
-YEAH.
-YEAH.
THE NEW YORK METS.
YEP.
YOU'VE HEARD OF THEM.
OH, QUEENS.
QUEENS YEAH.
NO, I MEAN. I DON'T KNOW WHERE
THEY PLAY, BUT THEY
ARE ALL A BUNCH OF QUEENS.
YEAH. EXACTLY. THEIR 2ND BASEMAN, AND
THAT'S THE GUY WHO
WORKS AT THE 2ND BASE.
I'M NOT-- WHO WORKS THERE?
-YEAH.
-HE DOES?
HE CLOCKS IN, AND HE'S LIKE,
"HERE FOR WORK.", AND THEN HE STANDS
ON THE BASE, AND HE TAKES ORDERS
AND STUFF. UM, AND THEN
HE CLOCKS OUT. SO, THEIR
ND BASEMAN DANIEL MURPHY,
TOOK PATERNITY LEAVE FOR A FEW
DAYS, AND EVERYONE
HAD A PROBLEM WITH IT.
OH, WELL IT'S VERY LAZY.
OH, SO LAZY.
GREAT, YOU HAD A KID. DON'T YOU
HAVE A WIFE?
THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR
EVERYBODY. HELLO.
SEE BASICALLY-- YOU'RE BASICALLY
TELLING MY STORY.
PATERNITY LEAVE-- AM I PATERNITY
TO LEAVE?
GETTING OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR A
LITTLE BIT. LEAVING
THE KIDS AT HOME?
THAT'S MY LEAVE.
THAT'S NOT YOUR QUESTION.
-PATERNITY LEAVE?
-JUST KEEP SAYING IT.
PATERNITY LEAVE HIM AT HOME.
PATERNITY LEAVE HIM AT HOME.
WHO IS PATERNITY?
ALL OF US.
OK, GREAT. SO, MIKE FRANCESA,
WHO IS A SPORTS TALK DJ.
(BRYAN): I LOVE THAT-- WITH THAT
NAME WHAT ELSE COULD YOU BE?
-FRANCESA?
-MIKE FRANCESA.
MIKE FRANCESA, WFAN NEW YORK.
I LOVE IT.
YOU LOVE IT. HE WENT ON HIS
SHOW TO AIR HIS PROBLEM WITH THE
METS PLAYER FOR LEAVING THE
GAME TO BE WITH HIS WIFE WHO
JUST POOPED OUT A BABY.
-RIGHT.
-AND HE SAID THIS ABOUT--
YOU REALLY-- YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO
WORK OUT ANALLY. I CAN'T
EVEN GO THERE WITH YOU.
YOU REALLY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING--
-I'M SCARED OF MY OWN BUTT.
-YEAH.
MIKE FRANCESA SAID, (NEW YORK ACCENT)
"I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU
NEED 3 DAYS OFF.
YOU SEE THE BIRTH, AND YOU GET
BACK, BECAUSE YOUR
WIFE DOESN'T NEED YOUR HELP
THE FIRST COUPLE OF DAYS.
WHY DO YOU NEED TO EVEN TAKE
10 DAYS OFF? WHAT ARE YOU
EVEN DOING?"
SO, I HAVE SOME THINGS THAT HE
COULD PROBABLY BE DOING.
MM-HMM.
HOLDING A BABY. BEING A DAD.
GETTING HIS WIFE ICE.
GETTING HIS WIFE FOOD. UM, SEEING
HIS FAMILY.
SEWING UP HER VAGINA.
I DOUBT HE WOULD DO THAT.
YOU SHOULD GOOGLE STAGE 4
VAGINAL CARE.
I DON'T WANT TO, AND I DOUBT
THAT HE WOULD DO THAT.
OK, WELL I DON'T THINK FRANCESA
IS A FATHER WHO
REALLY UNDERSTANDS FATHERHOOD.
I FEEL BAD FOR
HIS WIFE, AND KIDS. UM, AND HE
WASN'T THE ONLY PERSON
TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE MURPHY'S
PATERNITY LEAVE.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MURPHY BROWN STILL?
-MURPHY BROWN YEAH.
-OK.
GREG CARLTON, FROM THE CBS
SHOW BOOMER AND CARLTON--
UHH, I THINK I SAW EVERY EPISODE
OF THAT SHOW.
(ERIN): BOOMER AND CARLTON?
(BRYAN): EVERY SINGLE ONE.
(ERIN): YEAH. SOMEONE ON THE SHOW
SAID THAT AS LONG AS YOU SEE
THAT MOM AND BABY
ARE FINE, AFTER ONE DAY, IT'S
TIME TO GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK.
-MMH.
-YEAH, YOU KNOW.
THAT WAS CARLTON WHO SAID THAT.
BOOMER SAID, HE ACTUALLY
GIVES SOME MEDICAL ADVICE.
OH THAT'S GOOD.
HE SAID, "QUITE FRANKLY I WOULD'VE SAID
C-SECTION
BEFORE THE SEASON STARTS. I NEED
TO BE AT OPENING DAY.
SO SORRY, THIS IS
WHAT MAKES ARE MONEY."
SO I LOVE THE PHRASE--
OH GOD--
I LOVE THE PHRASE, "THIS IS
WHAT MAKES ARE MONEY."
YEAH, AHEAD OF A HUMAN LIFE.
A HUMAN LIFE, YEAH.
AND HE WENT ON TO APOLOGIZE.
HE SAID, "I WAS NOT TELLING
WOMAN WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR BODIES.
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
THAT'S THEIR DECISION. THAT'S THEIR
LIFE, AND THEY KNOW THEIR
BODIES BETTER THAN I DO."
GOOD APOLOGY ACTUALLY.
IT'S NOT AN APOLOGY.
THAT WAS A DISGUSTING THING
TO SAY, BUT GOOD APOLOGY.
HERE'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE
APOLOGY, APOLOGI. HERE'S WHAT
I DON'T LIKE ABOUT THE APOLOGI.
MM-HMM. THE GIFT OF THE APOLOGI.
OH I LOVE-- YEAH, IT'S A BLANKET.
SPOILER ALERT.
SO HE-- HE DID APOLOGIZE FOR TALKING
ABOUT C-SECTIONS SPECIFICALLY,
BUT IT KIND OF MISSES THE
POINT, WHERE WHY ARE YOU GIVING
THIS PERSON A HARD TIME FOR MISSING
OUT ON THIS BIRTH?
WHY ARE YOU, LIKE-- HE NEVER
SAID LIKE, "WELL I THINK
-THAT'S PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE FOR
A BASEBALL PLAYER--
-YES.
--TO TAKE TIME OFF, TO SPEND
TIME WITH THEIR CHILD.
YES.
THAT WAS NEVER SAID. IT WAS
JUST LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO
TELL WOMAN TO HAVE C-SECTIONS.
GREAT, POINT NOTED.
THAT'S KIND OF NOT WHAT WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT, BUT I THINK
IT IS IMPORTANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT DADS KNOW THAT THEY
BARE THE BRUNT OF DADDY
ISSUES, AND IF THEIR CHILDREN
HAVE DADDY ISSUES, IT'S BECAUSE
THE DADDY DID THE ISSUES.
IN THIS CASE
THEY BARE THE BUNT.
OH, BECAUSE OF BASEBALL.
BASEBALL. (LAUGHS)
THAT'S WHAT MY-- IT'S SO FUNNY,
BECAUSE MY BOOK
IS CALLED BARING THE BUNT, AND
IT'S ALL ABOUT BUM MOVES.
OH, I THOUGHT IT
WAS ABOUT BUNT CAKES?
WELL THAT-- THE FIRST CHAPTER
WAS CALLED BUNT CAKES,
AND THERE'S PICTURES OF BUNT
CAKES.
-AND THE 2ND ONE'S CALLED BASEBALL--
-THE 2ND CHAPTER'S CALLED
BUNT MOVES.
SO IF ANYBODY WHO WANTS BASEBALL
TIPS THEY HAVE TO GET THROUGH
BUNT CAKES.
YEAH.
-YOU CAN'T SKIP. YOU CAN'T SKIP--
-YES YOU CAN.
NO, YOU CAN'T SKIP AHEAD.
ONCE YOU SELL IT, AND ONCE YOU GET
SOMEONE'S MONEY, YOU DON'T
HAVE CONTROL OVER THE BOOK ANYMORE.
EXCUSE ME. RANDOM HOUSE?
YOU'RE BASICALLY SAYING, A
RANDOM HOUSE. YOU'RE NOT SAYING
THE PUBLISHER--
THERE'S A RANDOM HOUSE, THAT IS
PUBLISHING MY BOOK.
THEY'RE LOVELY LADIES.
IT'S A BOARDED UP, 2 STORY
VICTORIAN.
YES. ABSOLUTELY. IT SMELLS LIKE
UM, WHATEVER HEROIN SMELLS LIKE.
CAT PEE--
BUT THE POINT IS THIS--
SO WAIT, HOLD ON, TWO OLD LADIES WHO
ARE SELLING HEROIN
IN A BOARDED UP VICTORIAN HOUSE,
THAT'S WHO'S PUBLISHING--
THEY'RE PUBLISHING
BARING THE BUNT.
OH WELL, NEVER MIND. PEOPLE CAN DO
WHAT THEY WANT WITH THAT BOOK.
(LAUGHS) YES.
WE HAVE ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL
WOMAN'S ADVOCATES,
YEP.
-LAWYERS. UM, POLITICAL FIRECRACKER...
-YEP.
OK.
ENEMY OF RUSH LIMBAUGH.
CAN WE GET TO HER, BECAUSE I
FEEL LIKE WE'RE WATCHING A ONE
WOMAN'S SHOW.
SANDRA FLUKE.
HI, GUYS.
-WELCOME
-THANKS FOR COMING.
(SANDRA): THANK YOU VERY
MUCH. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
YOU CAME TO THE COUNTRY'S ATTENTION
IN 2012,
WHEN THE HOUSE REPUBLICANS SAID--
I GUESS YOU WANTED
TO TALK ABOUT A CONTRACEPTIVE
MANDATE FOR INSURANCE RIGHT.
YES.
AND HOUSE REPUBLICANS WERE LIKE,
"YOU CAN'T SPEAK HERE."
MM-HMM.
SO, I GUESS MY QUESTION--
THEY ACTUALLY USED THE HAND.
THEY WERE LIKE, "ABSOLUTELY
NOT, LADY." AND THEN THEY
DID BEYONCÉ RIGHT AFTERWARDS.
DEFINITELY.
AS A MAN, I DON'T KNOW THAT
MUCH ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL,
BUT AS A MAN, DOESN'T THAT MEAN I
KNOW MORE THAN YOU DO?
WELL, MEN KNOW MORE ABOUT EVERYTHING
THAN WOMAN, SO
I THINK YOUR LOGIC IS FLAWLESS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
DEFINITELY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BIGGEST
PROBLEM REPUBLICAN MEN
HAVE WITH BIRTH CONTROL? IS IT
THE FACT THAT WOMAN
HAVE SEX? OR IS IT JUST THAT THEY
WANT TO EXERT POWER?
I THINK THAT THE PROBLEM THAT
WE ARE FACING IN THIS COUNTRY
IS THAT WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH
FOLKS WHO UNDERSTAND THE
REAL HEALTH CONSEQUENCES OF
THESE DEBATES, AND THE REAL IMPACT
ON PEOPLE'S LIVES. SERIOUSLY.
AND THAT'S WHY IT'S SO
IMPORTANT THAT TYPICAL EVERY
DAY FOLKS BE ABLE SPEAK OUT
AND SHARE THEIR STORIES,
BECAUSE IT REALLY DOES
CHANGE THE CONVERSATION.
SO, HUGE NEWS. YOU'RE RUNNING
FOR A SENATE SEAT IN CALIFORNIA.
I AM.
WHICH IS VERY EXCITING.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
UM, WELL, MY FIRST QUESTION
IS HAVE YOU PICKED OUT THE
CHAIR THAT YOU'RE GOING TO SIT IN YET?
(LAUGHS) I ACTUALLY DID AN
INTERVIEW RECENTLY, AND A
LIKE MOLDING ORNATE THRONE. IT
WAS LIKE A IN THE CHAIR INTERVIEW.
SO, I THINK THAT ONE IS PROBABLY A
FRONT RUNNER AT THE MOMENT.
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT THE GAME
OF THRONES, THRONE.
OOH...
LIKE JUST FULL SWORDS.
YEAH...
HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN A FEMINIST?
NO.
I GREW UP IN A REALLY CONSERVATIVE
PLACE.
UM, VERY SOCIALLY CONSERVATIVE
ALSO PRETTY
ECONOMICALLY CHALLENGED, AND
THEY'RE STILL KIND OF
SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS, TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT WHAT
WENT WRONG WITH ME, HONESTLY.
BUT I SAW A LOT OF THINGS
THAT I DIDN'T AGREE WITH.
I SAW THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEM,
AND I SUPPOSE MY COMING OUT
AS IT WERE WAS COLLEGE, AND
FINDING THAT I COULD HAVE A
VOICE, I COULD STAND UP FOR
COMMUNITIES THAT I WAS CONCERNED
ABOUT, AND I COULD ACTUALLY
CREATE CHANGE.
DID YOU GET A LOT OF PUSHBACK
FROM LIKE YOUR FAMILY, AND
STUFF LIKE THAT WHEN YOU STARTED--
YEAH MY FAMILY AND I DON'T SEE
EYE TO EYE ON EVERYTHING.
UM, BUT THEY LOVE ME. THEY'RE
PROUD OF ME. THEY'RE SUPPORTIVE,
AND THAT'S KIND OF WHAT
MATTERS IN FAMILIES.
IS SILENCE GOLDEN?
-AS?
- OR DO YOU TALK ABOUT STUFF?
AT HOLIDAYS. SILENCE IS PRETTY GOLDEN.
I DON'T-- I NEVER UNDERSTAND
WHY POOR AREAS, ARE SO
CONSERVATIVE. SAME IN THE SOUTH.
WE'RE FROM TEXAS, AND
I JUST DON'T GET PEOPLE LIVING
IN SQUALOR, AND
VOTING FOR PEOPLE WHO I I FEEL LIKE
DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT.
WELL, I THINK IN SOME
COMMUNITIES, IT'S DIFFICULT TO
SEE THE RELATIVE ECONOMIC
DIFFERENCES WHEN YOU'RE LIVING
IN A TOWN WHERE THE TEACHERS
ARE THE ONES WHO ARE MAKING A LOT
OF MONEY. YOU DON'T SEE THE
DIFFERENCE, BUT PEOPLE ARE
VERY VALUES FOCUSED, AND VERY
PROUD OF THE WORK THAT THEY DO,
AND PROUD OF SUPPORTING THEIR
FAMILIES, AND I THINK THOSE OF US
WHO ARE PROGRESSIVES HAVE TO
START TALKING TO PEOPLE
IN A DIFFERENT WAY, BECAUSE
SAYING TO SOMEONE, "YOU NEED
OUR HELP. YOU NEED OUR HELP.
YOU NEED TO ACCEPT OUR HELP."
IS NOT-- THEY'RE NOT GOING TO
HEAR THAT.
YEAH.
UM, SO, IT'S MORE ABOUT WHAT
CAN WE ALL DO TOGETHER
TO LIFT EVERYONE UP. WHAT CAN
WE DO TO CHANGE THE ECONOMIC
FORTUNES OF THE COUNTRY AS A
WHOLE. SO THAT EVERYONE IS
SHARING IN PROSPERITY.
-I AGREE--
-THIS IS FUNNY RIGHT?
NO. I SCREAM, "YOU NEED MY HELP
TO EVERYONE I'M ABOUT
TO DATE." I JUST GO UP TO SOMEONE
AND SAY, "YOU
NEED MY HELP, YOU NEED MY HELP."
AND THEY GO, "HOW
ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME?"
AND THEN I'M STUMPED.
AND THEN THE POLICE COME.
AND THEN THE-- YEAH, THE POLICE
DO COME.
OKAY, SANDRA WE WANT TO PLAY
A GAME WITH YOU CALLED
SHADE OR NO SHADE.
YES.
WHERE WE RATTLE SOMETHING OFF
YOU SAY, "SHADE" IF YOU
DON'T LIKE IT, AND "NO SHADE"
IF YOU DO LIKE IT.
OK.
THE ANTI-VACCINATION MOVEMENT.
SHADE, SHADE, SHADE...
ANGELINA JOLIE AS MALEFICENT.
MM... NO SHADE.
I AGREE.
UM, THE SHOWBIZ PIZZA BEARS.
I'M A STRONG ENVIRONMENTALIST.
NEVER ANY SHADE ON THE BEARS.
OK. GREAT.
R2-D2 ON DANCING WITH THE STARS.
R2-D2 NO SHADE. LOVE R2-D2.
(LAUGHS)
GOOGLE ALERTS.
MMH... DEPENDS ON THE CONTENT.
OH.
DO YOU GOOGLE ALERT YOURSELF, AND YOUR CAMPAIGN?
NO, HONEY, I HAVE PEOPLE FOR THAT.
-YES.
-LOVE IT.
UH, THE SHOW CHIPS.
MMH... HALF SHADE.
VINTAGE RUGS.
NO SHADE.
TERRY RICHARDSON.
SHADE.
LADY GAGA GETTING PUKED ON
AT SOUTH BY SOUTH WEST.
ALWAYS AGAINST THE PUKE. SHADE.
JENNIFER ANISTON.
NO SHADE.
YEAH.
OKAY, SO PEOPLE WANT TO VOTE FOR YOU
WHICH SAY, EVERY ONE DOES.
I AM SO HOPING SO, YES.
THEY NEED TO REGISTER BY
MAY 19TH, IF THEY ARE NOT
ALREADY REGISTERED.
THAT'S RIGHT.
AND VOTING IS WHAT DAY.
JUNE 3RD. FIRST TUESDAY IN JUNE.
JUNE 3RD, YOU GO, YOU PUT
SANDRA'S NAME IN.
YOU PULL THE LEVER. YOU GO,
YOU GET YOUR STICKER, AND
THEN YOU GO HAVE A SMOOTHIE.
YOU GET YOUR STICKER, YEAH.
WHAT IS YOUR TWITTER HANDLE.
MY TWITTER HANDLE IS @SANDRAFLUKE
(BRYAN): WONDERFUL.
AND WHERE CAN PEOPLE FIND INFORMATION
ABOUT YOUR
CAMPAIGN AND, UH, GIVE YOU MONEY?
THEY CAN GO TO STANDWITHSANDRA.ORG.
WELL SANDRA, IT'S BEEN A PURE PLEASURE.
THANK YOU GUYS VERY MUCH.

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