Horny Over-Sexed Nerd Goes too Far Rhyme

Desperation kicks in when lust hits this loser, but he should watch out for this crotch bag abuser.

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Description: Desperation kicks in when lust hits this loser, but he should watch out for this crotch bag abuser.

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Patience is overrated...

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All that I want is a Lusty love affair...

So I’ll just remove my Crusty underwear.

If you Take off those undies, you’ll hear from my lawyer.

And suffer the wrath of my ballsac destroyer.

That’s an odd nickname to have for your racket.

But I’ll keep on my jockeys and go home and whack it.

But know that my penis will explode with goo...

Cause I’m masturbating to memories of you.

Lord, what a torment, full of malice and hating.

But it’s been more romantic than most online dating.