Wrapped Around A Tree
road signs ya gotta do what they say and if your not gonna listen things will always go stray don't ya realise you gotta behave you don't wanna be the guy who looked the other way its... more »
road signs ya gotta do what they say
and if your not gonna listen things will always go stray
don't ya realise you gotta behave
you don't wanna be the guy who looked the other way
its the simple things that make a safe highway
observe the speed limit and you should be okay
get some rest and power-nap if you need to
cause drowsy drives die in an ongoing sequel
always give way to the right at a round about
never stop at a no standing zone, no doubt
overtaking with double lanes is just crazy
just wait till a safe time, don't be lazy
seriously you gotta use your head
if your gonna drink and drive then you'll end up dead
tailgating is simply plain and rude
everyone around is thinking who's that dude
when you merge going onto a freeway
don't slow down but you need to give way
if you think about it it makes plane sense
but how many peeps slam their foot on the breaks
this is one that drives often forget
you need to slow down when your in the wet
when conditions change you gotta change your action
cause accidents happen and you'll lose your traction
the aim of the game is to get from a to b
you don't wanna end wrapped round a tree
so play it safe and you should be cool
but you gotta remember the simple rules
last of no but of no less importance
is to get a hands free kit if your gonna be talking
your need to keep your hands at 10 to 2
you cant drive around while eating your food
road signs ya gotta do what they say
and if your not gonna listen things will always go stray
don't ya realise you gotta behave
you don't wanna be the guy who looked the other way
its the simple things that make a safe highway
observe the speed limit and you should be okay
get some rest and power-nap if you need to
cause drowsy drives die in an ongoing sequel
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road signs ya gotta do what they say
and if your not gonna listen things will always go stray
don't ya realise you gotta behave
you don't wanna be the guy who looked the other way
its the simple things that make a safe highway
observe the speed limit and you should be okay
get some rest and power-nap if you need to
cause drowsy drives die in an ongoing sequel
always give way to the right at a round about
never stop at a no standing zone, no doubt
overtaking with double lanes is just crazy
just wait till a safe time, don't be lazy
seriously you gotta use your head
if your gonna drink and drive then you'll end up dead
tailgating is simply plain and rude
everyone around is thinking who's that dude
when you merge going onto a freeway
don't slow down but you need to give way
if you think about it it makes plane sense
but how many peeps slam their foot on the breaks
this is one that drives often forget
you need to slow down when your in the wet
when conditions change you gotta change your action
cause accidents happen and you'll lose your traction
the aim of the game is to get from a to b
you don't wanna end wrapped round a tree
so play it safe and you should be cool
but you gotta remember the simple rules
last of no but of no less importance
is to get a hands free kit if your gonna be talking
your need to keep your hands at 10 to 2
you cant drive around while eating your food
road signs ya gotta do what they say
and if your not gonna listen things will always go stray
don't ya realise you gotta behave
you don't wanna be the guy who looked the other way
its the simple things that make a safe highway
observe the speed limit and you should be okay
get some rest and power-nap if you need to
cause drowsy drives die in an ongoing sequel
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