Wrapped Around A Tree
road signs ya gotta do what they say and if your not gonna listen things will always go stray don't ya realise you gotta behave you don't wanna be the guy who looked the other... more »
road signs ya gotta do what they say
and if your not gonna listen things will always go stray
don't ya realise you gotta behave
you don't wanna be the guy who looked the other way
its the simple things that make a safe highway
observe the speed limit and you should be okay
get some rest and power-nap if you need to
cause drowsy drives die in an ongoing sequel
always give way to the right at a round about
never stop at a no standing zone, no doubt
overtaking with double lanes is just crazy
just wait till a safe time, don't be lazy
seriously you gotta use your head
if your gonna drink and drive then you'll end up dead
tailgating is simply plain and rude
everyone around is thinking who's that dude
when you merge going onto a freeway
don't slow down but you need to give way
if you think about it it makes plane sense
but how many peeps slam their foot on the breaks
this is one that drives often forget
you need to slow down when your in the wet
when conditions change you gotta change your action
cause accidents happen and you'll lose your traction
the aim of the game is to get from a to b
you don't wanna end wrapped round a tree
so play it safe and you should be cool
but you gotta remember the simple rules
last of no but of no less importance
is to get a hands free kit if your gonna be talking
your need to keep your hands at 10 to 2
you cant drive around while eating your food
road signs ya gotta do what they say
and if your not gonna listen things will always go stray
don't ya realise you gotta behave
you don't wanna be the guy who looked the other way
its the simple things that make a safe highway
observe the speed limit and you should be okay
get some rest and power-nap if you need to
cause drowsy drives die in an ongoing sequel
« less
Social ON
Social OFF
Facebook's social sharing is on and this video will be automatically added to your Facebook Ticker, Timeline and News Feed.
You're in control:
You're in control:
Adding 'Wrapped Around A Tree' to your timelineRemove this item from your Timeline Permanently turn social sharing OFF
Facebook's social sharing feature automatically publishes your activity on Funny or Die to your Facebook timeline.
You are in control of what you share and can turn social sharing on and off as you like.
Turn social sharing ON
Turn social sharing ON
Added over 3 years ago
1 funny vote
1 die vote
Description:
road signs ya gotta do what they say
and if your not gonna listen things will always go stray
don't ya realise you gotta behave
you don't wanna be the guy who looked the other way
its the simple things that make a safe highway
observe the speed limit and you should be okay
get some rest and power-nap if you need to
cause drowsy drives die in an ongoing sequel
always give way to the right at a round about
never stop at a no standing zone, no doubt
overtaking with double lanes is just crazy
just wait till a safe time, don't be lazy
seriously you gotta use your head
if your gonna drink and drive then you'll end up dead
tailgating is simply plain and rude
everyone around is thinking who's that dude
when you merge going onto a freeway
don't slow down but you need to give way
if you think about it it makes plane sense
but how many peeps slam their foot on the breaks
this is one that drives often forget
you need to slow down when your in the wet
when conditions change you gotta change your action
cause accidents happen and you'll lose your traction
the aim of the game is to get from a to b
you don't wanna end wrapped round a tree
so play it safe and you should be cool
but you gotta remember the simple rules
last of no but of no less importance
is to get a hands free kit if your gonna be talking
your need to keep your hands at 10 to 2
you cant drive around while eating your food
road signs ya gotta do what they say
and if your not gonna listen things will always go stray
don't ya realise you gotta behave
you don't wanna be the guy who looked the other way
its the simple things that make a safe highway
observe the speed limit and you should be okay
get some rest and power-nap if you need to
cause drowsy drives die in an ongoing sequel
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
Standard Sizes
Custom Size
pxpx
Funny or Die Exclusives
Quicklist
- Loading...
Sponsored Videos
90's Legal Shows That Never Made It
Legal television shows like Franklin & Bash wouldn't be here without a long legacy of TV lawyer trailblazers that don't play by the book. Perry Mason, Matlock, a...
by Franklin & Bash
7 Corporate Ads Based On 'Yeezus' Lyrics
Kanye has to express himself artistically, but he also needs to get paid.
by Pat O'Brien, Dan Abramson
15 Pics That Prove Sometimes Even One Job is Too Many
Damnit, you had one job! Wait, what's that? You're having some family troubles? Oh, well then, it's cool, I guess.
by You're Doing It Wrong
19 More of the Greatest Yearbook Moments of All Time (Volume 6)
Another round of those voted 'most likely to be awesome.'
by Look What I Found
Kid Sister Fills Out Mad Libs to Perfection
She dedicated the story to all the little buttholes, who never get the respect they fart.
from You're Doing It Right
Links! Letterman Loves Drums, The SS Kid Rock Exists and More
Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh, nevermind. It's just a bunch of funny links.
by FOD Link Dump
A Father's Day Poem by Liv Tyler
Liv Tyler is an actress and the daughter of Aerosmith's Steven Tyler. She wrote a poem about fathers.
by Pat O'Brien
14 GIFs Approved by Brent Rambo
In the early-90s, Apple released a promotional video for their newest products. In the video, a young boy named Brent Rambo is shown nodding at a computer monito...
by GifGuide
The Definitive Guide to SEXTing
Everything you need to know when sending the perfect SEXT.
by Gabe Delahaye, The Occasional























































