Whimsical Bigotry Halloween Factory

Description: Mwahahaha Come one and come all down to exit thirteen to the greatest selection there ever has been for oodles of magic and mounds of obscenity Come to the whimsical bigotry Halloween factory We have Homophobe fairies as sure as you’re born White power vampires and chauvinist unicorns But if only a genocide dragon will do you We’re stocked in all sizes from tutsi to hutu You Jew-hating patrons are in for a treat Our magical gas chambers just can’t be beat We’ve got Nazi Genies, and we don’t like to boast But also some Scoobydoo brownshirts, invisible skinheads, and even Eugene the Eugenicist ghost Women. Who who needs ‘em, they’re simply detestable All of our mermaids come fully molestable if you’re hitched- to your bitch- then you still should come-in You can see superman and subpar woman We all hate the Russians and Loath the Chinese But give us a bigotrous challenge here please Our IRA leprechauns come with gold guns It’s halfprice on time-traveling shape-shifting wife-beating xenophobe warewolves who like to kick nuns Hate darkies, love Disney, we feel that way too Try our terrific islamophobe Tigger KKK Eyore and Uncle Tom Poo We’ll have you fixed up before you can say…. Boo Come down and visit us, exit 13. For the greatest selection that you’ve ever seen For afficianados of offensive fantasys Come to the whimsical bigotry Halloween factory.