Whimsical Bigotry Halloween Factory
Mwahahaha Come one and come all down to exit thirteen to the greatest selection there ever has been for oodles of magic and mounds of obscenity Come to the whimsical bigotry Halloween... more »
Mwahahaha
Come one and come all down to exit thirteen
to the greatest selection there ever has been
for oodles of magic and mounds of obscenity
Come to the whimsical bigotry Halloween factory
We have Homophobe fairies as sure as you’re born
White power vampires and chauvinist unicorns
But if only a genocide dragon will do you
We’re stocked in all sizes from tutsi to hutu
You Jew-hating patrons are in for a treat
Our magical gas chambers just can’t be beat
We’ve got Nazi Genies, and we don’t like to boast
But also some Scoobydoo brownshirts, invisible skinheads, and even Eugene the
Eugenicist ghost
Women. Who who needs ‘em, they’re simply detestable
All of our mermaids come fully molestable
if you’re hitched- to your bitch- then you still should come-in
You can see superman and subpar woman
We all hate the Russians and Loath the Chinese
But give us a bigotrous challenge here please
Our IRA leprechauns come with gold guns
It’s halfprice on time-traveling shape-shifting wife-beating xenophobe warewolves who
like to kick nuns
Hate darkies, love Disney, we feel that way too
Try our terrific islamophobe Tigger
KKK Eyore and Uncle Tom Poo
We’ll have you fixed up before you can say…. Boo
Come down and visit us, exit 13.
For the greatest selection that you’ve ever seen
For afficianados of offensive fantasys
Come to the whimsical bigotry Halloween factory.
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Mwahahaha
Come one and come all down to exit thirteen
to the greatest selection there ever has been
for oodles of magic and mounds of obscenity
Come to the whimsical bigotry Halloween factory
We have Homophobe fairies as sure as you’re born
White power vampires and chauvinist unicorns
But if only a genocide dragon will do you
We’re stocked in all sizes from tutsi to hutu
You Jew-hating patrons are in for a treat
Our magical gas chambers just can’t be beat
We’ve got Nazi Genies, and we don’t like to boast
But also some Scoobydoo brownshirts, invisible skinheads, and even Eugene the
Eugenicist ghost
Women. Who who needs ‘em, they’re simply detestable
All of our mermaids come fully molestable
if you’re hitched- to your bitch- then you still should come-in
You can see superman and subpar woman
We all hate the Russians and Loath the Chinese
But give us a bigotrous challenge here please
Our IRA leprechauns come with gold guns
It’s halfprice on time-traveling shape-shifting wife-beating xenophobe warewolves who
like to kick nuns
Hate darkies, love Disney, we feel that way too
Try our terrific islamophobe Tigger
KKK Eyore and Uncle Tom Poo
We’ll have you fixed up before you can say…. Boo
Come down and visit us, exit 13.
For the greatest selection that you’ve ever seen
For afficianados of offensive fantasys
Come to the whimsical bigotry Halloween factory.
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