There are some serious questions to answer about Hillary Clinton's presidential candidacy. more »
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Starring- Missi Pyle
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Dhruv Uday Singh
Don Colliver
Darren Miller
Will Hines
Mark David Christianson
Ross Crain
Majeed Nami
Pamela Murphy
Ronnie Adrian
Jesse Klein
Scott Christopher
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> AS YOU ALL KNOW HILARY CLINTON HAS JUST ANNOUNCED
HER CANDIDACY FOR PRESIDENT, AND WE IN THE CAMPAIGN COULD
NOT BE MORE EXCITED. WHILE SHE'S OUT ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL
I'M HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY OF YOUR QUESTIONS.

> HI, I'VE ONLY EVER VOTED FOR MEN FOR PRESIDENT. ARE MEN
ALLOWED TO VOTE FOR A FEMALE CANDIDATE?

> YES. MEN AND WOMEN IN THIS COUNTRY CAN FREELY VOTE FOR
WHOEVER THEY WANT. THAT'S WHAT HILLARY THINKS MAKES THIS
COUNTRY SO SPECIAL. ANYONE ELSE?

> YES. WON'T IT APPEAR WEAK IF THE PRESIDENT IF THE PRESIDENT
IS PRANCING AROUND CLEANING TABLES AND WASHING DISHES
IN HER APRON AFTER STATE DINNERS?

> HILLARY WILL NOT
BE CLEANING THE DISHES, BECAUSE SHE WILL BE PRESIDENT.

> IF A FEMALE PRESIDENT GETS PREGNANT AND HAS A BABY IN OFFICE
IS THAT BABY ALSO PRESIDENT?

> NO.

> OK - PHEW.
BECAUSE HOW WOULD WE EVEN KNOW WHAT
PRESIDENT BABY IS SAYING?

> UH, ANY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS?

> WILL THE NEW MILITARY UNIFORMS BE STRAPLESS
OR WILL OUR BOYS OVERSEAS AT LEAST BE ABLE TO WEAR DRESSES
WITH STRAPS?
WE WON'T BE CHANGING THE FATIGUES.
ALSO THERE AREN'T JUST BOYS IN THE ARMY?

> YOU'RE FUNNY.

> SO DURING NEGOTIATIONS WITH FOREIGN LEADERS WILL THE CHICK
PRESIDENT BE SUSCEPTIBLE TO NAGGING, PEACOCKING, AND OTHER
FORMS OF PICK UP ARTISTRY?

> NO.

> AH MAN. I THINK I'LL TEXT VLADIMIR.

> I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION ABOUT PRESIDENT BABY.
HOW CAN WE BE SURE HIS BINKY IS NOT POISONED?

> YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND I HOPE YOU DON'T VOTE FOR US.

> MAN, THIS LADY IS FUNNY. WHO SAYS WOMEN CAN'T BE FUNNY?

> ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH REPORTS THAT WOMEN MAKE
THIRDS OF WHAT MEN MAKE?

> YES.

> ARE WE ALLOWED TO PAY HILLARY LESS, AND THEN TAKE
THAT EXTRA SCRATCH AND TURN THAT INTO AN AIR HOCKEY TABLE
OR SOMETHING COOL?

> YOU PEOPLE ARE GARBAGE, AND I'M
GOING TO EXPLODE SOON.

> WHEN HILLARY BECOMES PRESIDENT
AND WHEN SHE GETS HER PERIOD IS SHE GOING TO LET US KNOW,
BECAUSE, NO THANK YOU.

> OK, SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP,
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!
YOU PEOPLE, WOMEN ARE JUST THE SAME AS MEN. IT WILL BE EXACTLY THE
SAME WHEN WE HAVE A FEMALE PRESIDENT. JUST LIKE ALWAYS
WE'LL LIKE HER AT FIRST, AND THEN SLOWLY OVER 8 YEARS WE'LL
BECOME DISGRUNTLE AND UNSUBSCRIBE FROM HER
EMAIL LIST AND GET UPSET WHEN SHE INTERRUPTS THE VOICE
TO TALK ABOUT WAR, BECAUSE WE ARE INSATIABLE MONSTERS IN THIS
COUNTRY, AND WE ALWAYS WANT SOMETHING NEW LIKE PETULANT CHILDREN.
YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER, BECAUSE ALL OF YOU
PEOPLE REFUSE TO ASK ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR SECRETARY CLINTON'S
BRA SIZE. I HOPE YOU ALL--

> WAIT, I HAVE A QUESTION
AND IT'S NOT ABOUT GENDER.

> OH, OK, OK GREAT. UH, GO AHEAD.

> SECRETARY CLINTON WAS INSTRUMENTAL IN PRESIDENT
OBAMA'S CABINET WHEN HE BEGAN IS MUCH MALIGNED DRONE POLICY.
DRONES WERE CHAMPIONED BY HER STATE DEPARTMENT. IN THE CURRENT
CAMPAIGN AGAINST ISIS DOES SECRETARY CLINTON SUPPORT
A REMOTE CONTROL KILLING--

> YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND,
ALL QUESTIONS ARE BAD.

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