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Full Credits

Starring Casey Wilson and Scott Aukerman
Executive Producers Christian Heuer and Dave Ferguson
Director Ryan Perez
Producer Eleanor Winkler
Coordinator Jasmin Guzman
DP Matt Sweeney
1st AC Karla Wilson
2nd AC Chris Jones
Editor John Mackey
Gaffer Jenn Cohen
Grip Joe Jackson
Swing David Gilmore
Production Designer Ashley Swanson
Hair Jia Wen
Make Up Kathleen Karridene
Field Sound Mixer Ben Forman
Composer and Final Mix David Das for Score-A-Score
PAs Adam Laupus and Olivia Aguilar


Casey Wilson: ♪ I really can't stay ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ I've got to go way ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ This evening has been ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ I've been hopin' that
you'd drop in ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ So very nice ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ I'll hold your hands,
they're just like ice ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ My mother will start
to worry ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Hey beautiful,
what's your hurry ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ My father will be
pacing the floor ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Listen to the
fireplace roar ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ So really, I'd
better scurry ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Beautiful, please
don't hurry ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ Well, maybe just a
half a drink more ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Put some records on
while I pour ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ The neighbors
might think ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Baby, it's bad
out there ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ Say, what's in
this drink ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ No cabs to be had
out there ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ I wish I knew how ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Your eyes are like
starlight now ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ To break this spell ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ I'll take your hat,
your hair looks swell ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ I oughtta say no,
no, no sir ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ You mind if I
move in closer ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ At least I'm gonna say
that I tried ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ And what's the sense in
hurting my pride ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ I really can't stay ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Baby, don't hold out ♪
Casey Wilson: / Scott Aukerman: ♪ Baby it's
cold outside ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ I simply must go ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ The answer is no ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ The welcome has been ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ How lucky that you
dropped in ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ So nice and warm ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Look out the window at
that storm ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ My sister will
be suspicious ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Gosh, your lips look delicious ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ My brother will be there at the door ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ He's on the
tropical shore ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ My maiden aunts mind is vicious ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Gosh your lips are
delicious ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ Well maybe just a
cigarette more ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Never such a
blizzard before ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ I've got to get home ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Baby, you'll freeze
out there ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ Say, lend me a coat ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ It's up to your
knees out there ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ You've really
been grand ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ I thrill when you
touch my hand ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ But don't you see ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ How can you do this
thing to me ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ There's bound to be
talk tomorrow ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Well, think of my
lifelong sorrow ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ At least there will be plenty implied ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ If you caught pneumonia and died ♪
Casey Wilson: ♪ I really can't stay ♪
Scott Aukerman: ♪ Get over that
hold out ♪
Casey Wilson / Scott Aukerman: ♪ Baby its
cold outside ♪
[music fades out]
Casey Wilson: This is Casey Wilson
reminding you that this
Casey Wilson: is a completely
inappropriate song.
Casey Wilson: Happy holidays.
[Silent Night rendition plays]
[Funny or Die ending jingle]