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Published June 28, 2010 290 views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
David Lilienthal.
Jeffry Lilienthal
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Published June 28, 2010
Yo Yo Yo. It’s my mid life rap don’t laugh at me don’t give me no crap.
I know I ain't no gangsta
Mid life rap don’t give me no crap

I ain’t got no whoes and I ain't got no bitches
but I still make my wife do all of the dishes.
I know I’m no Snoop doggy dog.
I’m just a middle aged guy with two kids and a job.
Mid life rap don’t give me no crap
I grew up on the Flintstones, Yaba Daba Doo.
Had only three channels to get me through.
Heavens to mergatroid exit stage left,
life was simpler back then at the very best.
Now with Cell phones, face book, IMac’s and Twitter,
leaves a taste in my mouth like stinky kitty litter.
People finger tapping their hand held devices
how did we get along without all these vices.
Mid life rap don’t give me no crap
I got aches I got pains that I can’t explain
my knee starts to hurt when it’s gonna rain.
For heartburn each day I take a pill
and sometimes a xanax when I need to chill.
I got an enlarged prostrate but you don’t care.
I shouldn’t complain, I got most my hair.
Mid life rap don’t give me no crap
My two grown kids still live at home
they don’t pay rent and I pay for their phones.
I really wish they would pay their way
but I'm a modern Dad in this modern day.
Mid life rap don’t give me no crap
Don’t know about you but I’ve worked since age ten
shoveling snow barefoot for a buck back then.
I’m now 51 an still I’m not wealthy
but people say be happy cause at least your healthy.
That’s bull as far as I can see
I’ve been trained to want things in society.
Mid life rap don’t give me no crap
So after 24 years digging the same old ditch
I set out to create my own little niche
so here’s one small plug for Dare2Live.com
happy shirts and caps for everyone.
Mid life rap don’t give me no crap
It been slow going with my own business wish
so go on line and order tee shirts bitch
Mid life rap don’t give me no crap

I love Lucy, batman and Robin I miss those days when my head was bobbin
To Lynryd Skynryd, the Rolling Stones, the Grateful Dead for smoking the bones.
Take me back to the wonder years when Mom had dinner on the stove
And dad pulled up in the Buick he drove.
The innocent days of time gone buy
where did they go I’m a middle aged guy
in my head I’m still 21
but as I look at life now it's not the same fun
paying the bills working each day
is making me cranky I’d hate to say.
Mid life rap don’t give me no crap


Yo yo yo I’m just representing
Mid life rap don’t give me no crap
I thought I had something else to say
But I can’t remember…. bad memory
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